The Best 15 Dog Collars Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dog Collars jokes. There are some dog collars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dog collars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dog Collars Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

How do dogs always know who is barking?

They have collar ID

Cats and ladders

A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

How do you know if your dog is calling you?

Check his collar ID.


Why didn't the dog answer his phone?

It was ringing with no collar ID.

A man runs into a pub all out of breath and asks at the first table:

"Guys, who's got a big black fat dog with a white collar?"

Nobody raises their hand.

"Oh, shit, so I ran over the vicar."

I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today.

I really should collar.


Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog

Last Seen: Never

Why do dogs have collars and cats don't?

Because no one likes cat collars.

How do dogs know that their owner is calling them?

Collar ID

Please give me an advice...

Our kid found a collar and a leash in our bedroom. How to explain to him that we are not buying him a dog?

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Electric dog collar

What do dogs and cell phones have in common?

They both have collar ID.

I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch.

But he got the collar.

Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.

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