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One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
They have collar ID
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Collar ID
Check his collar ID.
It was ringing with no collar ID.
"Guys, who's got a big black fat dog with a white collar?"
Nobody raises their hand.
"Oh, shit, so I ran over the vicar."
I really should collar.
Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog
Last Seen: Never
Because no one likes cat collars.
Collar ID
Our kid found a collar and a leash in our bedroom. How to explain to him that we are not buying him a dog?
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Electric dog collar
They both have collar ID.
But he got the collar.
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