Dog Castration Jokes
3 dog castration jokes and hilarious dog castration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dog castration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dog Castration Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Great Dane: So what are you here for?
Poodle: Well I've been wandering around the neighborhood too much lately looking for s**... so they're having me castrated, you?
Great Dane: My mistress does the housework n**..., she was bending over cleaning the vegetable draw in the fridge and I just couldn't help myself so I went for it.
Poodle: So you're here for castration too hey?
Great Dane: No, I'm here to get my claws trimmed.
What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?
No hard feelings.
I got my dog castrated
I got my dog castrated yesterday, it was really expensive and they did a horrible job with it.
It was just a rip-off.
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