Dog Breed Jokes

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Funniest Dog Breed Short Jokes

Short dog breed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dog breed humour may include short breed dog jokes also.

  1. List if 10 worst dog breeds 1. There
    2. Are
    3. No
    4. Bad
    5. Dog
    6. Breeds
    7. Only
    8. Bad
    9. Owners
    10. Chihuahuas
  2. [OC] I have a friend who breeds hound dogs and I'm trying to get into the business myself, but I don't know where to start. Maybe I should get some pointers from him
  3. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog... He's the only one who feeds the hand that bites him
  4. Top 10 most aggressive dog breeds 10: You
    9: can't
    8: Rank
    7: Dog breeds
    6: Based on
    5: Their aggressiveness
    4: As every
    3: Dog breed
    2: Is different.
    1: Chihuahuas
  5. How many different dog breeds can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them. Skyscrapers can't jump!
  6. Did you know that there's a breed of dog who loves science? You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.
  7. My friend told me her dogs breed was Havanese And i told her, of course your dog has knee's, how else would it be able to walk?
  8. Tell me about yourself 1: Well uhh.. I like dogs
    2: Oh, what's your favourite breed?
    1: Any breed is good, they all taste the same anyway
  9. Achilles had an affinity for large breed dogs Mostly because he couldn't stand ankle bitters.
  10. [OC] What's Fred Flintstone favourite dog breed? The Labradabradooooor

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Dog Breed One Liners

Which dog breed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dog breed? I can suggest the ones about dog name and hound dog.

  1. What dog breed always arrives in 2nd place? Silver retrievers.
  2. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can't jump.
  3. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, buildings can't jump
  4. My hairdresser friend has started breeding dogs. He calls them shampoodles.
  5. What are scientists favorite breed of dogs? Labs.
  6. Apparently Jesus had a dog... It was a cross breed.
  7. What breed of dog is magical? The Labra-Cadabrador
  8. What dog breed will always leave you behind? A ciao ciao
  9. What breed of dog is the most depressing...? A melancholy.
  10. What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever
  11. What's Donald Trump's favorite dog breed? A close-the-border collie.
  12. What is a Persian person's favourite dog breed? Pomiranian
  13. What is Jeremy Wade's favorite dog breed? BICHON! BICHON!
  14. What breed of dog does Spanish drug lord have? Coker Spaniard
  15. What breed was Karl Marx's dog? A proleterrier.

Happy Dog Breed Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about dog breed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dog breed pranks.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do they called a mix of two pure breed dogs in Mexico?


What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A p**...-dle

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog?

Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender

"Give me two beers. Rough day at work."
And the bartender says, "Oh? what do you do?"
The guy says, "I take care of the Corgis - you know, the dogs that the royal family owns."
The bartender says, "Tough job, huh?"
The guy says, "Well, all that in-breeding has led to low intelligence
and bad temperament. And the dogs aren't that smart either."

It's a dog eat dog world out there.

The chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds

What breed is a zombie dog?

A rott

Hey, check out my new dog!

"He used to be police dog down in Florida."
"Oh, what breed is he?"
"He's a m**... lab."

What breed of dog should you be most cautious of in the kitchen?

A shar-pei..

If h**... was a dog, what breed would he be?

A German Shepherd! Get it!?

3 dogs met at the park

The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.
The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!
The German Sheppard turned and asked, I said what ?

Most popular dog breed in New Mexico?

The m**... Lab.

What breed of dog loves eating Mexican food?

A Qdoberman

What do you get when you try to breed a dog and a wolf?

2 counts of animal a**... and the ending of Old Yeller

What is El Chapo's favorite dog breed?

A m**... Lab

My neighbor has a 15 acre farm, he breeds dogs to do work on them. He grows cantaloupe, and come harvest time the dogs sniff out the ripe ones and bring them back to the barn.

He says the breed are Melon Collies

p**... took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow

"Ooh!" said thew presenter, "This is a rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks." replied p**....

[Long] A r**... was walking with its dog...

A r**... was walking with his dog, when another dog starts to pick a fight with the r**...'s dog, the r**...'s dog with just one bite kills the other dog.
A lot of people get scared, cause there's a lot of blood and carnage, them a guy asks the r**... "What is your dog's breed?"
To wich the r**... responds "Before we cut the tail it was a gator"

Dog Show Hair Remover

A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua" "Oh well, in that case," said the pharmacist, "don't ride a bike for twenty minutes."

My dog died. He exploded.

He was a mixed breed. Half golden lab, half m**... lab.

The pug

A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."
His buddy asks, "What breed?"
"It's a pug, the guys says. "And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."

What dog breed is the funniest?

Pit bulls, they leave everyone in stitches.
Disclaimer: I am a pit owner, and I still found this funny. Please don't inundate me with pro-pitty rebuttals, I already know.

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