Dog Birthday Jokes
19 dog birthday jokes and hilarious dog birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dog birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dog Birthday Short Jokes
Short dog birthday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dog birthday humour may include short dog smiles jokes also.
- I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA
- When I was little, my parents got me a Dog and a Cat for my birthday. The next day we named the Dog curiosity.
- Irony: I baked a Death By Chocolate Cake... and gave it to my dog to celebrate his birthday.
- Why was the dog sad on his birthday? Because it was the first time anyone remembered in 7 years.
- A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife:
"I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("
"Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog." - Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.
I'm sorry.
My mom taught me that joke and told me that every birthday and it's my birthday today. - They say that one year for a human is equal to seven years for a dog. It sounds to me like a ploy by dogs to get more dog birthday parties.
- People say they're dog lovers... People say they're dog lovers, but when was the last time you saw them even celebrate just 4 of their dog's birthdays in one human year?
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Dog Birthday One Liners
Which dog birthday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dog birthday? I can suggest the ones about dog treat and dog name.
- What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy! - How does a dog celebrate his birthday? With a Paw-ty.
- What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*
- My girlfriend wanted a dog for her birthday So I cheated on her
Entertaining Dog Birthday Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about dog birthday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog tail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dog birthday pranks.
The pug
A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."
His buddy asks, "What breed?"
"It's a pug, the guys says. "And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."
A dog walks into this bar..
A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."
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In honor of HRH on her birthday
A man walks into a London pub clearly beaten down after a rough day. Barkeep gets to talking to him and asks the man what he does.
"I'm the trainer for the Queen's pure breed corgis." the man replies.
"Well that seems like a pretty cushy job, why are you so distraught?" the barkeep asks.
"After so much in-breeding to keep the bloodlines pure, I'm working with some of the stupidest, most stubborn things on Earth." the dog trainer says.
"Ah, I can see how that'd be frustrating."
"You want to know the worst part of it all? The dogs aren't that bright either."
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Divorced Barbie
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"
"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."