The Best 14 Dog Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dog Birthday jokes. There are some dog birthday terrier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dog birthday dog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dog Birthday Jokes and Puns

I threw a ball for my dog...

It was a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

I threw a ball for my dog

I know it's a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday & he looks great in a tuxedo!

I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved!


When I was little, my parents got me a Dog and a Cat for my birthday.

The next day we named the Dog curiosity.

The pug

A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."

His buddy asks, "What breed?"

"It's a pug, the guys says. "And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."

Irony: I baked a Death By Chocolate Cake...

and gave it to my dog to celebrate his birthday.

Why was the dog sad on his birthday?

Because it was the first time anyone remembered in 7 years.

A man comes home from work on his birthday.

He's greeted by his crying wife:

"I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("

"Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."

How does a dog celebrate his birthday?

With a Paw-ty.

A dog walks into this bar..

A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"

The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

*My hip!*

You can explore dog birthday dogs reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dog birthday pup dad jokes. There are also dog birthday puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it.

I'm sorry.

My mom taught me that joke and told me that every birthday and it's my birthday today.

They say that one year for a human is equal to seven years for a dog.

It sounds to me like a ploy by dogs to get more dog birthday parties.

People say they're dog lovers...

People say they're dog lovers, but when was the last time you saw them even celebrate just 4 of their dog's birthdays in one human year?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dog birthday spaniel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dog birthday puppy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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