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Dog And Cat Jokes

3 dog and cat jokes and hilarious dog and cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dog and cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Humorous Dog And Cat Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good dog and cat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man walks into a bar with his dog and cat.

Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says, "I'll have a v**..., the man will have a water, and the cat will have a scotch."
The bewildered bartender looks at the dog and says, "This is AMAZING! You're a talking dog..."
The man looks at the bartender and says, "Don't be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist."

It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat...

Their names are Pots and Pans.

What does a dog and cat have in common?

They are animals

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