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Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority?
Cause he prefers d**....
Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells?
He loves d**...
Why doesnt the Jew drink the wine at the bar?
Hebrews his own.
Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?
Because of sanitation reasons.
It doesnt matter how popular apple is...
everyone has Windows.
What doesnt get wet when it rains?
The oceans
(The joke is the joke itself.)
Please clap.
Why doesnt Amy Schumer move to Canada?
Because then pigs would fly
Why doesnt snoop dog ever water his garden?
Cuz he don't love hose
Why doesnt Sephiroth go outside?
There are too many clouds.
What goes down but doesnt go up?
A yo
Why doesnt McDonalds sell filet mignon?
It would be a huge McSteak
Why doesnt Thanos use instagram?
He prefers SNAPchat.
What doesnt kill you makes you strong
Tell that to 37 million people with h**...
Why doesnt Dracula attack chickens
Because their blood is fowl
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How Many Does It Take Jokes
Here is a list of funny how many does it take jokes and even better how many does it take puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up. - How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
- How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
- How many Alzheimer's patients does it take in to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side
- How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.
- How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
( - How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
- How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
- How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes two, very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb.
- How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're happy living in the dark
One Does Not Simply Jokes
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- What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor
- What's the worst part about being an atheist? No one will know you were right.
(I'd like to remind you this is simply a joke) - What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor
- The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
- How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout:
"I'm supporting the one with the knife!" - If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply.
- Van Gogh was never good at following directions. Everything that he was told simply went in one ear and out the- oh wait a minute...
- It wasn't easy for a group of hobbits to see their dead friend at the coroner's office. Because one does not simply walk in the morgue door.
- As a sentient door, it's hard meeting others like me. One does not simply walk into more doors.
- Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Ian Does Jokes
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- Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, Saturday - Ian, Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar
- How did Ian Fleming become so wealthy? By diversifying his Bonds!
- I have a friend who is half Indian. He's called Ian.
- What do you call a magician without the magic? Ian
- My friend is half Indian. Ian.
- My new cat is obsessed with sitting on the calendar, so I took that as an inspiration for his name I'm still doubting between Greg or Ian
- What do you call a magician before he learn magic? Ian
- What do you call a magician who doesn't do magic? Ian
- What do you call a magician who looses his magic? Ian :)
- What do you call a man who is half Indian? Ian.