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Two bear hunters...

... are sitting around the campfire after a long, successful day of bear hunting. They had just finished cleaning and gutting their bears when the first bear hunter declares, "I gotta p**...." So he runs off into the woods to do his business.
An hour passes, and the second bear hunter begins to worry about his friend. Eventually, bear hunter number two goes to find his missing companion. Not far into the woods he finds hunter number one squatted down in the woods, pants down, and fast asleep.
The second bear hunter decided to play a prank on bear hunter number one. He went back to the campsite, grabbed all the bear guts he could carry and placed them under the squatted haunches of bear hunter number one. With a smile, the second bear hunter returned to camp.
After a short while, the first bear hunter returns to the campsite in a sweat.
"Dude, I literally just crapped my guts out. It was only thanks to the good grace of god and a big stick that I got 'em back in."

Two bunnies are walking in the woods......

Two bunnies are walking in the woods. They're approached by a large bear. The bear says, "Do you guys have any problems with c**... sticking to your fur?" Bunny #1 says to bunny #2, "Back away very slowly...... I know how this joke ends!"


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