Dodgy Jokes

Funniest Dodgy Short Jokes

Short dodgy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dodgy humour may include short crooked jokes also.

1. A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off.
2. Sean Connery had a load of books fall on his head, thanks to dodgy DIY He has only his shelf to blame
3. Cop 1: I saw a guy driving a Challenger, a Charger, and a Viper in one day Cop 2: I dunno... seems pretty dodgy
4. *Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.
5. I bought a pack of bees from a dodgy looking bloke in my local pub. When I got home I discovered one of them was dead – I'd obviously been stung.
6. Bought a load of dodgy dynamite off the internet recently. Ended up costing me an arm and a leg.
7. Last week I went to this dodgy experiment to see what type of home appliance I would be and what size You can debate about the morality of these experiments but either way I'm not a big fan.
8. Feeling pretty tough after some dodgy Indian takeaway last night If anyone needs me, I'll be vindaloo.
9. Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of c**...? One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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Dodgy One Liners

Which dodgy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dodgy? I can suggest the ones about sketchy and shady.

1. Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached.
2. A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email I've heard about this fission scam
3. What do you call an untrustworthy sheep? A dodgy ram.
4. Two kids overdosed on curry powder... One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.
5. What do you call a biscuit that's terrible at playing the guitar? A dodgy jammer
6. What do you call a cow that does hella dodgy stuff? Moo-licious.
   (Malicious)
7. What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry? Bravefart
8. I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer s**... and my vaccum blows.

Playful Dodgy Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about dodgy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean something fishy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dodgy pranks.