The Best 17 Dodgy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dodgy jokes. There are some dodgy curry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dodgy risky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dodgy Jokes and Puns

A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway...

He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off.

Sean Connery had a load of books fall on his head, thanks to dodgy DIY

He has only his shelf to blame

Cop 1: I saw a guy driving a Challenger, a Charger, and a Viper in one day

Cop 2: I dunno... seems pretty dodgy

Just bought a guitar.

The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.


The other day I saw this huge crowd of dodgy looking people lining up at the local morgue, they were all leaving with these big heavy looking bags over their shoulders. I could just tell something illegal was going on.

It was a dead giveaway

I hate my dodgy household appliances...

My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows.

Dodgy joke, I hate my dodgy household appliances...

Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email

I've heard about this fission scam

What do you call an untrustworthy sheep?

A dodgy ram.

I bought a pack of bees from a dodgy looking bloke in my local pub.

When I got home I discovered one of them was dead – I'd obviously been stung.

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Two kids overdosed on curry powder...

One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.

Bought a load of dodgy dynamite off the internet recently.

Ended up costing me an arm and a leg.

Last week I went to this dodgy experiment to see what type of home appliance I would be and what size

You can debate about the morality of these experiments but either way I'm not a big fan.

What do you call a biscuit that's terrible at playing the guitar?

A dodgy jammer

What do you call a cow that does hella dodgy stuff?

Moo-licious.
(Malicious)

Dodgy joke, What do you call a cow that does hella dodgy stuff?

Feeling pretty tough after some dodgy Indian takeaway last night

If anyone needs me, I'll be vindaloo.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dodgy robber puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dodgy good piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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