Hilarious Dodged Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head...
He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.
What's the difference between the China Virus and the Vietnam War?
Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship
I really dodged a bullet
Dodged the bullet
A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
This 4th of July, the British should celebrate Independence Day too.
Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily
My ex still misses me...
Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range.
Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.
i went to a redneck barbers to day,
sat down in the chair then quickly changed my mind got up and walked away.
Think i may have dodged the mullet on this one.
Ode to Hillary
Ode to Hillary
There was a crooked woman, and she wore a crooked smile
She found a crooked dollar and she dodged a crooked trial
She bought a crooked server, and wed a crooked spouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
My parents surprised me with a car for my eigtheenth birthday.
Luckily I dodged it.
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Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick
A man is standing at the office water cooler...
...Talking animatedly telling his coworker he found that his girlfriend was poking holes in his condoms. He elbows the other guy and says "luckily I found out years ago I'm sterile, really dodged a bullet there."
The other guy scoffs "is it really dodging bullets if you're shooting blanks?"
My essay about the Vietnam War went from an idea straight to a final version
I dodged the draft
Hey EA, are you a stormtrooper?
Cause by not pre-ordering/buying the game I feel like I've dodged a bullet.
My neighbour hosted a party and the theme was The Matrix. My girlfriend got home when it was finished and said it was rubbish.
Looks like I dodged a bullet with that one.
Do you know why Trump dodged the drafts?
Because he heard people in the military saying AWOL is unacceptable.
Oh my gosh! Tommy was planning to shoot up the school! Thank goodness the police caught him beforehand.
As we really dodged a bullet on that one.
What did the Redneck say to his lover?
Thanks for home schooling me mom, I really dodged a bullet there.
Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing?
Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.
