Dodge Jokes

75 dodge jokes and hilarious dodge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dodge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Come laugh at some of the best-known jokes about Dodge, Ford, Chevy, and Toyota! Whether you're comparing cars or making fun of the pedal-pumping options, these Dodge jokes will have you in stitches. Have fun and hit the road with these hilarious jokes!

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Funniest Dodge Short Jokes

Short dodge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dodge humour may include short jeep jokes also.

  1. At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head... He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.
  2. What's the difference between the China Virus and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the vietnam War.
  3. Just Bought the new Dodge Hornet EV and ended up with two cars Dealer said I also needed a Dodge Charger
  4. Dodged the bullet A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
  5. This 4th of July, the British should celebrate independence day too. Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.
  6. Our parents had to walk uphill both ways in 2 feet of snow to get to school... But they didn't have to dodge bullets when they get there.
  7. Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows? He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily
  8. My ex still misses me... Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range.
  9. I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says "Dodge."
    That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion.
  10. It would take approximately 42,000 no. 10 parties for rishi sunak to pay the amount his wife dodged in taxes last year

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Dodge One Liners

Which dodge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dodge? I can suggest the ones about ford car and ford.

  1. Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship I really dodged a bullet
  2. What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
  3. Where does steel wool come from? Dodge Rams.
  4. What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!
  5. What vehicle gets into most car accidents? A Dodge Ram.
  6. What do you call a Dodge made out of silicon? A Hemi-conductor!
  7. If car brand became a cult, Would the leader of dodge be Jesus Chrysler?
  8. Why was the plant embarrassed? It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes*
  9. My parents surprised me with a car for my eigtheenth birthday. Luckily I dodged it.
  10. What does a car do when a ram is running towards it? Dodge.
  11. Was the Dodge Charger a good car? Generally.
  12. Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive & Dodge The 5 D's of politics!
  13. What do you call truck nuts on a Dodge? Hemi-roids...
  14. What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery? Evasive maneuvers
  15. Did you know 95% of Dodges are still on the road? The other 5% somehow made it home.

Dodge Charger Jokes

Here is a list of funny dodge charger jokes and even better dodge charger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL that the majority of car companies make cell phones, Except for Dodge, they just make Chargers.
  • Dodge is coming out with an electric car... ...the Battery Charger
  • Dodge Charger owners… Do you even own an electric powered Dodge?
  • Wanna know about the most expensive charger in the world? A Dodge Charger
  • Chrysler has had terrible success with their electric cars because they Dodge Chargers
  • What do you call two Korean people in a dodge charger? The g**... of hazard.

Dodge Ram Jokes

Here is a list of funny dodge ram jokes and even better dodge ram puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I wish the auto manufacturers would make up their minds. I was behind a van that said Dodge on the back of it then a truck that was marked Ram. What do they want us to do? Avoid them or hit them?
  • Why did the blonde get into a car accident? She thought "dodge" and "ram" were instructions
  • The Dodge Ram has always confused me. I mean, which do you want to do? Dodge it or Ram it?
  • What car is hit-or-miss? A Dodge Ram.
Dodge joke, What car is hit-or-miss?

Dodge Challenger Jokes

Here is a list of funny dodge challenger jokes and even better dodge challenger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What car does Conor McGregor drive? A Dodge Challenger
  • What do you call a r**... person who makes loud noises? A Dodge Challenger
Dodge joke, What do you call a r**... person who makes loud noises?

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What funny jokes about dodge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean evasion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dodge pranks.

What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
Fiat- Fix It Again Tony
Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, s**..., Automotive Nonsense
GM-Gluteus Maximus
GMC-God's Mechanical Curse
LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster
Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.
I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?

Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.

Bush Senior broke his neck

He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!

Measure of Attributes

Endurance is being able withstand having tomatoes thrown at you
Strength is being able to throw a heavy tomato
Agility is being able to dodge thrown tomatoes
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.

A dodgeball player died recently...

He will be missed.

Beth had her Dodge truck stolen

Beth had her dodge truck stolen. She called the police and they told her they'd send their best detective out in search of her Dodge. The woman called her son John and told him all about what had happened. When John told his girlfriend about it, she was wrought with distress. John said to her, "don't worry, the d**...'s out for her ram, bae."

If you could have a Dodge Viper or the girl of your dreams, what colour would it be?

Black and blue of course.
The girl, not the car.
(Courtesy of my son, the sicko).

Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show

There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft.

What's your favourite pickup line?


What is the best paradox?

A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

White House beer...

...the one draft you don't want to dodge!

I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

The secret to World Peace has been discovered!!

Everyone must drink Pepsi while having their phone carrier changed to T-Mobile and drive a Dodge Ram truck!
And make the world a better, cleaner place by using Tide!

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

What's a warning shot that the girl you like is a killer?

When you dodge the bullet

Why didn't Isaac Newton dodge the apple?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

[Original] How to dodge perfectly in a fistfight:

I forgot, there was something about predicting the punchline. . .

How Putin ruined the ego of swingers everywhere

Vladimir Putin: Some people say that group s**... is better than s**... as a pair - because I guess, like with any teamwork, one can dodge being good at it.

So I saw a guy get hit by a car today and I couldn't help but laugh

It was ironically a Dodge

What did the three legged cowboy's dog say when he walked into Dodge city?

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.
Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sell any electric vehicles?". The other salesman said, "That would be dumb. If they sold electric vehicles, they would have to give away a free Dodge Charger with each purchase!"

Dodge joke, Just Bought the new Dodge Hornet EV and ended up with two cars

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