The Best 52 Dodge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dodge jokes. There are some dodge popemobile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dodge dodge truck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge

Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Fiat- Fix It Again Tony

Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

GM-Gluteus Maximus

GMC-God's Mechanical Curse

LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster

Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Dodge joke, What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.


I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.

I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.

Was the Dodge Charger a good car?

Generally.

Dodge joke, Was the Dodge Charger a good car?

Dodged the bullet

A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.

Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?

Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.

Bush Senior broke his neck

He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!

I got a new tag on my car

On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says "Dodge."

That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion.

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Where do Dodge Dart owners shop at?

Target.

Measure of Attributes

Endurance is being able withstand having tomatoes thrown at you

Strength is being able to throw a heavy tomato

Agility is being able to dodge thrown tomatoes

Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.

A dodgeball player died recently...

He will be missed.

Beth had her Dodge truck stolen

Beth had her dodge truck stolen. She called the police and they told her they'd send their best detective out in search of her Dodge. The woman called her son John and told him all about what had happened. When John told his girlfriend about it, she was wrought with distress. John said to her, "don't worry, the dick's out for her ram, bae."

Dodge joke, Beth had her Dodge truck stolen

If you could have a Dodge Viper or the girl of your dreams, what colour would it be?

Black and blue of course.
...
The girl, not the car.

(Courtesy of my son, the sicko).

Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show

There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft.

Why did the blonde get into a car accident?

She thought "dodge" and "ram" were instructions


What does a car do when a ram is running towards it?

Dodge.

What's your favourite pickup line?

Dodge

My momma told me Caitlin Jenner drives a Dodge

I guess that's why she's having all those tranny problems.

What is the best paradox?

A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

White House beer...

...the one draft you don't want to dodge!

What do you call truck nuts on a Dodge?

Hemi-roids...

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive & Dodge

The 5 D's of politics!

I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

The secret to World Peace has been discovered!!

Everyone must drink Pepsi while having their phone carrier changed to T-Mobile and drive a Dodge Ram truck!

And make the world a better, cleaner place by using Tide!

What car does Conor McGregor drive?

A Dodge Challenger

What cars does Conor McGregor love?

Dodge Challengers

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

Dodge is coming out with an electric car...

...the Battery Charger

Our parents had to walk uphill both ways in 2 feet of snow to get to school...

But they didn't have to dodge bullets when they get there.

Where does steel wool come from?

Dodge Rams.

What's a warning shot that the girl you like is a killer?

When you dodge the bullet

What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery?

Evasive maneuvers

What do you call two Korean people in a dodge charger?

The gooks of hazard.

Why didn't Isaac Newton dodge the apple?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

The Dodge Ram has always confused me.

I mean, which do you want to do? Dodge it or Ram it?

[Original] How to dodge perfectly in a fistfight:

I forgot, there was something about predicting the punchline. . .

Did you know 95% of Dodges are still on the road?

The other 5% somehow made it home.

If car brand became a cult,

Would the leader of dodge be Jesus Chrysler?

What's a criminals favourite car?

Dodge

TIL that the majority of car companies make cell phones,

Except for Dodge, they just make Chargers.

What do you call a dog that can drive?

A dodge.

What's the worst car to get hit by?

A Dodge.

How Putin ruined the ego of swingers everywhere

Vladimir Putin: Some people say that group sex is better than sex as a pair - because I guess, like with any teamwork, one can dodge being good at it.

So I saw a guy get hit by a car today and I couldn't help but laugh

It was ironically a Dodge

What do you call a Dodge made out of silicon?

A Hemi-conductor!

What did the three legged cowboy's dog say when he walked into Dodge city?

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.

Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sell any electric vehicles?". The other salesman said, "That would be dumb. If they sold electric vehicles, they would have to give away a free Dodge Charger with each purchase!"

It would take approximately 42,000 no.

10 parties for Rishi Sunak to pay the amount his wife dodged in taxes last year

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