The Best 63 Documentary Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Documentary Jokes and Puns

I don't think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He'd make a better thriller

Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel...

Ground Breaking Stuff.

I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

It was riveting.

Documentary joke, I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Have you watched the documentary about sponges?

It's absorbing.

An old ugly wife is looking in the mirror...

Listing all the things wrong with her old flabby hairy body while her husband lays on the bed watching an ocean documentary on TV.

"I'm disgusting, aren't I?"

He doesn't respond.

"Hey! Answer me! I look like a whale, don't I!?"

He responds, "No! Absolutely not, you don't look anything like a whale, my dear..."

Before she could get out an "aww thanks", he says "Have you *seen* how stunningly beautiful those creatures are!?!"


I was going to watch a documentary on the malaysian airlines

but I was too scared my computer was gonna crash

Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

Tired concept, great execution.

Documentary joke, Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

I'm making a documentary...

I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.

My wife an I were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..

"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.

I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday.

It's a good way to watch a documentary.

I got completely sucked into a three hour documentary about a toad.

It was ribbeting.

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I have just watched a documentary on marijuana.

I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

Have you seen that new documentary about constipation?

Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet..

I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good!

Especially that ending, what a twist.

There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car.

I couldn't get into it.

I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity

Best dam program I've seen in a long time.

Documentary joke, I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity

Have you seen the new documentary about white trash?

I've only seen the trailer.

They finally created a documentary about clocks.

It's about time.

I just finished watching a documentary on weed

I think more documentaries should be watched this way


I saw a documentary on frogs the other day...

It was ribbeting.

I watched this documentary about retina surgery..

It was eye opening.

Last night I watched a documentary on how they put ships together...

It was riveting!

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

I watched a great documentary on menstruation in Victorian times

It was a great period piece.

I watched a documentary about stroke survivors last night.

It was a bit one sided.

I watched a great documentary on the life of an ironworker

It was riveting.

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

I watched a documentary about how ships are kept together.

Riveting

Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

I watched a documentary on how they make boats.

It was rivetting

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good...

...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.

Just watched an incredible documentary

....on cocaine. From now on i'm going to watch all documentaries this way.

I watched a documentary on marijuana last night

It was amazing. I'm going to start watching everything that way!

Have you heard about that documentary on the American school system?

Apparently it's called "Open Season"

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

Why didn't the parents let their kids watch the documentary on global warming?

Too much Gore...

I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths.

It was amazing.

I watched a documentary on how they used to build skyscrapers

It was riveting!

Last night I watched a documentary on heroin...

Which really is the best way to watch a documentary.

Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn't realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

I just finished a documentary on beavers

Best dam movie I've ever seen.

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red Terror genocide...

...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane

we're currently filming the pilot

Have y'all seen that new frog documentary?

It's ribbiting

Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.

Friend: I don't want to be your father.

Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

I'm making a documentary series about how to fly planes.

I'm currently filming the pilot.

My friend just watched a documentary on Chernobyl

He actually grew up in Ukraine during the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

Chernobyl inaccuracies (Spoiler)

My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Riveting.

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic last night....

It was riveting.

I watched a documentary about the bikini.

It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.

Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine...

Going to watch all documentaries this way now!

I watched a documentary about hydroelectricity last night.

Best dam movie I've seen in a while.

I watched a documentary last night about how Levi's are made.

It was riveting.

I was playing a flat earth documentary on Netflix when my wife walked in.

What you watching?

Sci-fi.

I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.

I think I'm going to watch all my documentaries this way now.

I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage

But I think this sub is doing even better!

My buddy just saw the Chernobyl documentary. As someone that grew up there he said it was really inaccurate.

He was able to count 6 errors on one hand.

I'm making a documentary about the American education system.

Shooting starts soon.

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