The Best 64 Documentary Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Documentary Jokes and Puns

Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel...

Ground Breaking Stuff.

I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

It was riveting.

An old ugly wife is looking in the mirror...

Listing all the things wrong with her old flabby hairy body while her husband lays on the bed watching an ocean documentary on TV.

"I'm disgusting, aren't I?"

He doesn't respond.

"Hey! Answer me! I look like a whale, don't I!?"

He responds, "No! Absolutely not, you don't look anything like a whale, my dear..."

Before she could get out an "aww thanks", he says "Have you *seen* how stunningly beautiful those creatures are!?!"

I was going to watch a documentary on the malaysian airlines

but I was too scared my computer was gonna crash

Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

Tired concept, great execution.


I'm making a documentary...

I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.

I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday.

It's a good way to watch a documentary.

Documentary joke, I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday.

I have just watched a documentary on marijuana.

I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good!

Especially that ending, what a twist.

There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car.

I couldn't get into it.

I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity

Best dam program I've seen in a long time.

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Have you seen the new documentary about white trash?

I've only seen the trailer.

They finally created a documentary about clocks.

It's about time.

I just finished watching a documentary on weed

I think more documentaries should be watched this way

I saw a documentary on frogs the other day...

It was ribbeting.

Last night I watched a documentary on how they put ships together...

It was riveting!

Documentary joke, Last night I watched a documentary on how they put ships together...

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

I watched a great documentary on menstruation in Victorian times

It was a great period piece.

I watched a documentary about stroke survivors last night.

It was a bit one sided.


I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

I watched a documentary about how ships are kept together.

Riveting

Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

I watched a documentary on how they make boats.

It was rivetting

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good...

...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.

Just watched an incredible documentary

....on cocaine. From now on i'm going to watch all documentaries this way.

Documentary joke, Just watched an incredible documentary

I watched a documentary on marijuana last night

It was amazing. I'm going to start watching everything that way!

Have you heard about that documentary on the American school system?

Apparently it's called "Open Season"

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

Last night I watched a documentary on heroin...

Which really is the best way to watch a documentary.

I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don't want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

I just finished a documentary on beavers

Best dam movie I've ever seen.

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane

we're currently filming the pilot

Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.

Friend: I don't want to be your father.

Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

My friend just watched a documentary on Chernobyl

He actually grew up in Ukraine during the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

Chernobyl inaccuracies (Spoiler)

My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Riveting.

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic last night....

It was riveting.

I watched a documentary about the bikini.

It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.

Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine...

Going to watch all documentaries this way now!

I watched a documentary about hydroelectricity last night.

Best dam movie I've seen in a while.

I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.

I think I'm going to watch all my documentaries this way now.

I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage

But I think this sub is doing even better!

My buddy just saw the Chernobyl documentary. As someone that grew up there he said it was really inaccurate.

He was able to count 6 errors on one hand.

I'm making a documentary about the American education system.

Shooting starts soon.

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…

…that's probably how I'll watch all documentaries from now on.

I just saw a great documentary on how they built the Eiffel Tower.

I'm not gonna lie, it was riveting.

The Superman 2 movie and a documentary about the Moon Landing had accidently been scheduled at the same time for the Lunar Background part of the movie lot. They argued about who should get to use it first, but then they remembered:

Neil before Zod.

NBC is making a new documentary series on the life of Abraham Lincoln.

The finale will be shot in front of a live audience.

My wife said, Let's honour his memory by watching a two hour documentary on Meatloaf.'

I said, I'll do anything for love, but I can't do that.

I watched a documentary on LSD the other day.

I think all documentaries should be watched that way.

I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks.

It was about time.

A friend of mine just saw a documentary on the Chernobyl disaster..

He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 inaccuracies on one hand

Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers

I'm playing Vilvadi.
Vandamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: I'll be Bach.

I'm doing a documentary of the most notorious liar in the world

You won't believe his story!

I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together

It was riveting

Just watched a documentary about beavers...

it was the best dam program I've ever seen

I watched a documentary on weed last night

I think that's how I'll watch all documentaries from now on.

I watched this documentary last night on mushrooms

I think that's how I'm going to watch all of them from now on.

The Flat Earth society have made a new documentary....

.....which has been nominated for the Golden Globe award.

The Beastie Boys have released a 5 part documentary! Parts A through D are freely available to download, but

You have to fight for your right to Part E!

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