Documentary Jokes
104 documentary jokes and hilarious documentary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about documentary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article looks at the use of jokes in nature documentaries and other television adaptations of movies. Discover how natural humor can work in these formats and why it is important to inject some laughs into these projects.
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Funniest Documentary Short Jokes
Short documentary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The documentary humour may include short movie jokes also.
- I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage But I think this sub is doing even better!
- My mate just watched the Chernobyl documentary and, having grown up in Ukraine in the 1980s, he was pretty mad. And I get it, too. He counted at least eight historical inaccuracies on one hand.
- The Beastie Boys have released a 5 part documentary! Parts A through D are freely available to download, but You have to fight for your right to Part E!
- So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann.... 8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.
- Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff.
- A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
- I watched this documentary last night on mushrooms I think that's how I'm going to watch all of them from now on.
- I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist.
- I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary.
- My wife said, Let's honour his memory by watching a two hour documentary on Meatloaf.' I said, I'll do anything for love, but I can't do that.
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Documentary One Liners
Which documentary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with documentary? I can suggest the ones about film and documents.
- I watched a documentary on how airplanes are held together It was riveting
- I just finished a documentary on beavers Best dam movie I've ever seen.
- I'm making a documentary about the American education system. Shooting starts soon.
- I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
- Saw a documentary on Russian roulette It was mind blowing.
- I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane we're currently filming the pilot
- Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution.
- I saw a documentary on frogs the other day... It was ribbeting.
- I just watched a documentary about anorexia. The research was a little thin.
- I watched a documentary about how pickles are made. It was jarring.
- There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car. I couldn't get into it.
- I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths. It was amazing.
- I watched a great documentary on the life of an ironworker It was riveting.
- Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing.
- I watched this documentary about retina surgery.. It was eye opening.
Nature Documentary Jokes
Here is a list of funny nature documentary jokes and even better nature documentary puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath.
"Here's the cutest baby animal ever."
"Now let's watch something eat it." - My wife recently recommended a new nature documentary on frogs... ...but I didn't find it very ribbiting
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What funny jokes about documentary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make documentary pranks.
I don't think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary
He'd make a better thriller
So I watched a documentary on tires yesterday.
It was gripping.
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An old ugly wife is looking in the mirror...
Listing all the things wrong with her old flabby hairy body while her husband lays on the bed watching an ocean documentary on TV.
"I'm disgusting, aren't I?"
He doesn't respond.
"Hey! Answer me! I look like a whale, don't I!?"
He responds, "No! Absolutely not, you don't look anything like a whale, my dear..."
Before she could get out an "aww thanks", he says "Have you *seen* how stunningly beautiful those creatures are!?!"
[OC] I watched a fascinating documentary about how a tadpole becomes a frog.
The beginning seemed fishy but the end was ribbiting.
Wocka Wocka Wocka!
I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers...
it was hare-raising.
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What do you call a documentary on Nuns?
v**... Media.
I watched a documentary on Jesus the other day.
It was brilliant. Never had I experienced such thought provoking story telling in a documentary.
I particularly enjoyed the end. I think they absolutely nailed it.
Did you hear about the documentary on perforations?
It was terrible
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I was going to watch a documentary on the malaysian airlines
but I was too scared my computer was gonna c**...
What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit?
American Snipper
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I'm making a documentary...
I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up s**... misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.
My wife an I were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..
"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.
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There was a documentary on TV about animal a**....
I felt lonely watching it by myself, so I made my dog watch it with me.
Whether he wanted to or not.
I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia.
Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds.
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I got completely s**... into a three hour documentary about a toad.
It was ribbeting.
Did you hear about the new documentary on George Washington Carver?
It's called "Nothin' Like A Good Nut!"
I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity
Best dam program I've seen in a long time.
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Have you seen the new documentary about w**...?
I've only seen the trailer.
I watched a terrible documentary on traffic signals.
Who green-lights these things?
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I just finished watching a documentary on w**...
I think more documentaries should be watched this way
I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin
It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."
Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night.
I think I'll watch it one more time.
I watched a documentary on perpetual energy last night
It went on forever.
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I watched a great documentary on m**... in Victorian times
It was a great period piece.
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I saw a documentary about disabled people
It wasn't too moving
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I watched a documentary about s**... survivors last night.
It was a bit one sided.
Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth?
It's called An Inconvenient Tooth .
What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?
A *πrate*
Seriously? You're asking me why I love watching documentaries of dangerous places?
Let's not go there.
That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good...
...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.
Have you heard about that documentary on the American school system?
Apparently it's called "Open Season"
I just watched a documentary about the cutthroat world of the gold rush.
It was pretty metal.
Why didn't the parents let their kids watch the documentary on global warming?
Too much Gore...
I recently watched a North Korean horror movie
It turned out to be a documentary.
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The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion
I guess they just ate what was lion around.
After Peter Jackson's successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.
Spoiler: France invades first.
I just saw a documentary about the sinking of the Titanic
It was Riveting
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Last night I watched a documentary on h**......
Which really is the best way to watch a documentary.
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Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary
I didn't realize how many kids were b**...-hurt after Leaving Neverland
I saw the new Madeline mccann documentary last night, don't want to spoil the ending but...
They got away with it.
That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...
It just felt like there was something still missing...
I watched a gripping rock-climbing documentary on netflix the other day
It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger
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I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red t**... genocide...
...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.
one of the best documentarys
ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
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I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, Is that the Hoover Dam?
Me: No, it's the Three Gorges Dam in China.
Her: Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.
Me: Honey, don't be a dam racist!
Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life.
Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.
Friend: I don't want to be your father.
Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.
What do you call a documentary on religious ninjas?
Jew Jitsu
Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....
Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"
I watched a documentary about the bikini.
It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.
I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia...
It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.
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Just watched an interesting documentary on c**......
Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
I watched a documentary last night about how Levi's are made.
It was riveting.
I was playing a flat earth documentary on Netflix when my wife walked in.
What you watching?
Sci-fi.
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I watched a documentary on m**... last night…
…that's probably how I'll watch all documentaries from now on.
I was watching a really good documentary about Quantum physics the other day
But I decided to stop watching in case I affected the outcome
I just saw a great documentary on how they built the Eiffel Tower.
I'm not gonna lie, it was riveting.
The Superman 2 movie and a documentary about the Moon Landing had accidently been scheduled at the same time for the Lunar Background part of the movie lot. They argued about who should get to use it first, but then they remembered:
Neil before Zod.
Over the weekend, I watched a documentary on the proper way to hold hand tools...
...it was gripping.
I watched a documentary about cranes today...
...it was very uplifting
I'm doing a documentary of the most notorious liar in the world
You won't believe his story!
The Flat Earth society have made a new documentary....
.....which has been nominated for the Golden Globe award.
