The Best 48 Document Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Document jokes. There are some document exe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these document pdf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Document Jokes and Puns
I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
It was riveting.
(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago!
Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.
A 90 year old woman is getting married for the fourth time.
A news crew is there to document the story. The reporter asks the woman about her odd marital past. "Let me get this right," he says. "Your first husband was a banker. Your second husband was a clown. Your third husband was a doctor, and you're about to marry a mortician. Why the menagerie of different men?" She smirked and said "It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?
It was a PDF file.
There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed
Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?
Tired concept, great execution.
Did you see that documentary about the daily lives of structural engineers?
I hear it's just riveting.
I saw a documentry on saving the planet
They had some garbage facts
Documentary
I just finished watching a documentary on time machines. That's 3 hours of my life I'll probably get back.
There was a documentary on TV about animal abuse.
I felt lonely watching it by myself, so I made my dog watch it with me.
Whether he wanted to or not.
Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?
Because it was a pdf file.
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Have you ever seen those documentaries of people who clean themselves like cats?
They are fascinating to watch, though they typically only ever clean each other's genitals.
There will be no documentation of the 1990's...
...Because only 90's kids will remember
Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document?
It wasn't editable.
Have you seen that new documentary about constipation?
Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet..
What do you call a word document filled with HRC's emails?
A corrupted file.
There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car.
I couldn't get into it.
Have you seen the new documentary about white trash?
I've only seen the trailer.
I saw a documentary on erections...
It tackled some really hard subjects.
Why was the Buddhist sad when he was asked to send his resume to the company as a word document via email?
Attachment leads to suffering.
I saw a documentary on frogs the other day...
It was ribbeting.
How can you tell if a blonde has been at a computer working on a Word document?
There's White Out all over the computer monitor.
Who writes the most but keeps it short?
Lawyers. The only people who can write a 10,000 word document and call it brief.
I saw a documentary about disabled people
It wasn't too moving
My hairdresser made me sign a legal document today.
I was confused at first, but she said it's just for perms and conditions.
JFK Assassination Document Release
From what I hear, they reveal some pretty mind-blowing information
Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth?
It's called An Inconvenient Tooth .
Saw a documentary on Russian roulette
It was mind blowing.
What's a pirate's favorite legal document?
A seas and desist!
My grandpa asked me how to print a document on his new computer.
I said, Control, P.
He replied: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"
I was revising an essay the other day...
when all of a sudden I deleted an entire sentence. I tried Ctrl+Z, document recovery, and everything, but eventually I gave it up as a lost clause.
Just saw a documentary about Japanese men with inflatable girlfriends. Seems like they're out of the gene pool.
Even if they were in the pool, they'd be fine.
What's the worst document you can be?
A PDF file.
A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...
Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
I just saw a documentary about the sinking of the Titanic
It was Riveting
What's a Documentary about Dwayne Johnson?
A Rock Doc
one of the best documentarys
ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb
6. 1 to change it, and 5 to tearfully document what a empowering moment of independence it is.
A newly released document from the CIA reveals that except his sister - Maja Einstein, Albert Einstein had a younger brother from another father.
His name was revealed to be Barrett Zweistein.
Documentation is like sex.
When it's good, It's very good.
When it's bad, It's better than nothing.
My boss was fuming.
"I just went to the dock down the road for a leisurely stroll," he yelled, "and I dropped an official paper in the water."
"Can I ask you which document?" I asked.
He said, "I just told you, the one down the road."
Why can't the scanned document go 50 feet near a school?
Because it's a registered PDF file.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
Riveting.
Why was the document arrested?
Because he was a PDF-file
I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage
But I think this sub is doing even better!
Ooops
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
I didn't see the end of that one coming....Bwaahaa!
A colleague offered to document my workweek using Microsoft Excel, but I said hell no.
I don't want anyone to spreadsheet about me.
I'm doing a documentary of the most notorious liar in the world
You won't believe his story!
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