Doctrine Jokes
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A few months ago, a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts "I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism, or the world will fall into chaos!"
...I Kant
The U.S. declared that European nations are forbidden from fishing for caviar in the Carribean
This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine
In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
I think of science as just another religion.
Religion gave us an offer: accept our doctrine go to Heaven.
Science gave us an offer: accept our reasoning and here, have the Internet.
Definition of Pantheism
From The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce:
*PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything.*
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