The Best 5 Doctrine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doctrine jokes. There are some doctrine undefined jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doctrine philosophy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doctrine Jokes and Puns

A few months ago, a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts "I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism, or the world will fall into chaos!"

...I Kant

The U.S. declared that European nations are forbidden from fishing for caviar in the Carribean

This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine

In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.

Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density

I think of science as just another religion.

Religion gave us an offer: accept our doctrine go to Heaven.

Science gave us an offer: accept our reasoning and here, have the Internet.

Definition of Pantheism

From The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce:

*PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything.*


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doctrine believers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doctrine perpetuate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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