The Best 22 Doctors Receptionist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doctors Receptionist jokes. There are some doctors receptionist surgeons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doctors receptionist patients puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doctors Receptionist Jokes and Puns

Receptionist: Doctor, your next patient claims to be invisible.

Doctor: Well tell him I can't see him right now.

Doctor tells his patient "I have good news and bad news..."

Guy says "what's the bad news?" Doctor says "you have cancer, it's terminal." Guy starts wailing "Ohhh that's terrible! Oh my god! I can't believe it! Well what's the *good* news then?" Doctor says "you see that blonde bombshell receptionist? I'm *fuckin'* 'er!"

The receptionist got a bit shocked when a nun comes running out at full speed, with an expression that could only be described as pure horror.

Receptionist: What in gods name happened to her? The receptionist asked the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I told her she was pregnant.

Receptionist: Pregnant? A nun? Was she really?

Doctor: Of course not, but atleast I managed to cure her hiccups...

A very angry woman stormed up to the receptionist's desk at a doctor's office. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday!" she complained.

The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing, he said. Why do you think it was taken here?

After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.

I think, explained the surgeon gently, that means your cataract operation was a success.

A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of the doctor's office in floods of tears.

"whats up with her?" asked the receptionist.

"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", answered the doctor.

"Oh, no! That's terrible".

"Don't worry," said the doctor, "she's not, but it's cured her hiccups".


A pizza guy enters an obesity clinic and says, "I have 15 meat lover pizzas with extra cheese."

The nurse at the receptionist desk angrily asks him, "Why would you come here and mock our patients?"

The pizza guy defensively answers, "It's just what the doctor ordered!"

A shrinking man walks into a doctors office.

The receptionist says, "you'll have to be a little patient".

Patient: I need a doctors appointment please. Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?

Patient: No, I don't need that many.

I called the Doctors to schedule an appointment...

Me: I need a doctor's appointment...

Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?...

Me: No, I don't need that many

"Alright, I need a doctors appointment tommorow."

The receptionist asks, "Ok, how about 10 tommorow?"

To which I reply, "I don't need that many."

I called for a doctor's appointment today...

The receptionist said, "Alright, how about 10 tomorrow?

I replied, "No thanks, I don't need that many

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A man walks into the doctors office...

Man: Hi, I'd like to make an appointment.

Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow?

Man: No thanks, I don't need that many

A man walks in to a medical clinic and asks to see a doctor. The receptionist makes him an appointment. How about 10 tomorrow?

Man: I don't need that many .

A man who thinks he is invisible decides to get help. He walks into a psychiatrists office and tells the receptionist he would like to speak to a doctor, but has no insurance.

The receptionist looks up at him and says, "I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now."

The doctor is trustworthy

Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room "Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. "

Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman.

Lady patient - "No that's not the issue.

Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...

Gentleman

Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room, Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.

Doctor - trust me lady, I am a gentleman.

Lady patient - no that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is not a gentleman.

A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room....

and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"

After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Adams?"

The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel this bad."

A man walks into the doctor's office and tells the receptionist: "Help! I think I'm invisible!"

She replies: "Sorry, the doctor can't see you."

Me: "Yeah I'm gonna have to cancel, I'm not feeling too well"

Receptionist at the doctors office: "..."


Sam goes to the doctor's office.

He is in the waiting room, when he hears the receptionist.

Is Sam here? Sam..

I am!

Dr. Seuss will see you now.

My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment.



The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat."

He smiled. "Done."

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.



"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, β€œwe can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."

"But I could be dead by then!"

"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."

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