The Best 7 Doctorate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doctorate jokes. There are some doctorate stats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doctorate blonde and the doctor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doctorate Jokes and Puns

I've got my doctorate in palindromes.

I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward

Some people are suggesting that Bill Cosby should have his honourary doctorate taken away.

But the man successfully anesthetized over 50 women, countless times. If anything he has done more to earn the title doctor" than ever before.

What comes after sextillion?


(Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)

Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby's honorary degree.

He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.

It's strange that Bill Cosby wasnt given a honorary doctorate untill 1976.

Because apparently he's been administering drugs since the 60s

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Did you hear about the big, hairy gay man who has his doctorate?

He's smarter than your average bear.

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We suggest to use only working doctorate doctor visit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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