Doctorate Degree Jokes
19 doctorate degree jokes and hilarious doctorate degree puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doctorate degree that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Doctorate Degree Short Jokes
Short doctorate degree jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doctorate degree humour may include short master degree jokes also.
- Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby's honorary degree. He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.
- The Doctors told me I was just Six Degrees from dying of Kevin Bacon Fortunately, Bacon was cured.
- Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature.
I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch. - Doctors are advising people who are very sensitive to the cold to go stand in a corner. Because as you know, corners are always 90 degrees
Stolen from Who's Line Is It Anyway - Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees.
*credit to my friend Neriah. - Just been diagnosed with a rare disorder - I can't bend over past 90 degrees The doctor says it's acute.
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Doctorate Degree One Liners
Which doctorate degree one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doctorate degree? I can suggest the ones about college degree and bachelor degree.
- What do you call a doctor with an online degree? A Wikipediatrician
- What does a doctor with a comedian degree do? He leaves the patients in stiches
- What do you call a doctor that got their degree online? WebMD
Doctorate Degree Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about doctorate degree you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bachelors degree jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make doctorate degree pranks.
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's w**... podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.
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90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!
I'm getting stronger, right?"
A man with amazing sideburns
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
Feel free to steal this one.
My doctor got his medical degree from China, which isn't a problem usually, but the other day I was at his office and he told me,
"You have spot of cancer."
and I said,
"Cancer?"
and he said,
"Yes. Your lung has tumor."
and I said,
"One's enough, thanks."
After WWII, a German soldier...
After WWII, a German soldier left the tenets of n**... behind and decided to change his path in life. He went to school, got a medical degree, and went to work doctoring sick animals. He was a veterinarian.
A doctor who was proud of his degrees...
always had them hanging in his office. His BS in Biology, PhD in Microbiology, and his MD were framed and hung behind him.
One day his clinic caught fire and he was caught inside the burning building. They were finally able to pull his unconscious body from the rubble and rushed him to the emergency room.
He came to as they got him to the emergency room, and that's when the nurse on staff told him "it appears you have suffered from first, second, and third degree burns."
How to get a PhD in Music
In some colleges of music, part of the doctoral requirement is to compose an original full length symphony. Because modern music sounds so weird, a good ploy is to take a well-known classical symphony, write it backwards and submit it as an original work. One student took the daring step of taking his professor's doctoral symphony and reversing it. The student failed to receive his degree. The examiners remarked, "You just reproduced Sibelius' Fourth Symphony with not a single note changed!"
The officer and the speeding Harley
Officer stops a Harley for speeding so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and give him a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer just walks away...