The Best 29 Doctor Who Inside Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Doctor Who Inside Jokes and Puns

Does it hurt anymore?

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs. Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside.
She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"
He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.

She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"

He replied: "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken"

A woman playing golf hits a nearby man...

She rushes over to the man who is on the ground, rolling around screaming in pain with his hands between his legs.

She profusely apologizes and offers to relieve his pain since she is a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moves his hands to his sides and unzips his pants and puts her hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a few minutes and asks: "How does it feel?"

He replies: "It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken".

Woman goes to a doctor with a tampon lodged inside her...

Doctor: So how did this happen?

Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!

Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?

Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear

One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...

...no strings attached!

I swallowed some food coloring once

I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.


Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Congratulations, said the doctor, you have a new life growing inside you!

The patient said, I'm a man.

The doctor said, the tapeworm doesn't care.

A girl goes to the doctor ..

A girl goes to a doctor to ask about green spots on the inside of her thighs.

The doctor examines them and then asks "Is your boyfriend a gypsy"

Amazed, the girl says "Yes, Why?"

The doctor says "Well, tell him his earrings are not gold"

A kind and generous doctor walks into a bar…

Seeing a balance of happy crowd inside she shouts happily free shots for everyone!

Half of the crowd happily get their best whiskey.

The other half of the crowd are unhappy and shout back my body my rights!

Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors...

...this morning when the batteries went flat

A cardiologist died...

..and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said: "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral..I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.

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Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.

McCoy starts to snigger and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"

"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.

"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.

The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.

The doctor is trustworthy

Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room "Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. "

Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman.

Lady patient - "No that's not the issue.

Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...

Gentleman

Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room, Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.

Doctor - trust me lady, I am a gentleman.

Lady patient - no that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is not a gentleman.

I was nervous lying next to her for the first time, but a voice inside my head said "Relax you, are not the first doctor to sleep with their patient..."

but another voice kept saying "Jim....you're a veternarian"

I ate some food coloring last week..

I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I've dyed a little inside.


What did Doctor Who say to his wife?

It's bigger when it's inside.

Sex

As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."

But another voice kept saying, "Dave, you are a veterinarian."

A woman goes to the ER with a vibrator stuck inside her. After careful examination, the doctor tells her:

"Miss, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news... The vibrator is stuck in a way that we will need to operate to remove it.
Good news... >!It sits at an angle where I will be able to change the batteries for you.!<

Checking your levels

A woman observes her husband as he enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it.Β He does it again and again. So she asks him why?

He answers: "Because the doctor told me to check my sugar levels regularly."

I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I am OK.

But I think I've dyed a little inside.

A voice inside said to me: ”Calm down, you are not the first doctor who sleeps with his patient!”

And another voice answered: ”but you are a veterinarian!”

Don't bring your smartphones inside a hospital.

Because an Apple a day, keeps the doctor away.

An intestine doctor was laughing with an egg when another egg approached

The egg asks "what's so funny?"

The doctor replied "It's an inside yoke"

I swallowed food coloring the other day

Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside

Someone was thinking of unemployment joke ,,

A Guy standing in the line inside an unemployment building try to look for work , suddenly a person collaspse in front of him and started to have a fit , A guy yell is there a doctor in the house?

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