Doctor Who Inside Jokes
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- I swallowed some food coloring once I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- Congratulations, said the doctor, you have a new life growing inside you! The patient said, I'm a man.
The doctor said, the tapeworm doesn't care. - I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
- I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
- Being stuck inside for a long time due to Covid, my wife started having recurring nightmares about how our house is made of celery. Doctors think it is stalk home syndrome.
- I ate some food coloring last week.. I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I am OK. But I think I've dyed a little inside.
- A voice inside said to me: ”Calm down, you are not the first doctor who sleeps with his patient!”
And another voice answered: ”but you are a veterinarian!”
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Doctor Who Inside One Liners
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- What did Doctor Who say to his wife? It's bigger when it's inside.
- What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside.
Cheerful Fun Doctor Who Inside Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about doctor who inside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doctor and patient jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make doctor who inside pranks.
A specimen, you ask?
So Mrs. O'Reilly, a dear old lady, hadn't been feeling too well lately, and she tells her husband, he tells her to give it a couple of days and if she still doesn't feel better, he'd take her to the doctor. A couple days pass, and dear old Mrs. O'Reilly isn't feeling any better so they make the trip to the hospital. The doctor gave Mrs. O'Reilly a full physical, checking anything that could be wrong but to no prevail, so he told her that he would need a specimen to be sure of what was making the old lady ill. Mrs. O'Reilly said okay and that she would return at her next appointment with the specimen. During the ride home, the car was silent between Mrs. O'Reilly and her husband until he finally asked what was wrong, she replied that the doctor would need a specimen, but she hadn't an idea what it was, her husband shrugged and said he hadn't the slightest, they agreed that Mrs. O'Reilly would ask their nice neighbor Ms. Thomas if she knew what it was when they got home. When they arrived, the husband went inside and Mrs. O'Reilly went over to Ms. Thomas' home. Mrs. O'Reilly returned about a half hour later, all beaten up, hair askew and winded, her husband asked her what happened, she replied "i knocked on the door, was let in and asked Ms. thomas is she knew what a specimen was, she replied, p**... in a bottle' to which i retorted s**... in a hat!' and the fight was on!"
A girl goes to the doctor ..
A girl goes to a doctor to ask about green spots on the inside of her thighs.
The doctor examines them and then asks "Is your boyfriend a gypsy"
Amazed, the girl says "Yes, Why?"
The doctor says "Well, tell him his earrings are not gold"
A wife on her deathbed.
An old man is at his wife's deathbed in their home.
The old woman whispers to her husband.
"My husband, I want to show you something before I pass."
The husband replies "what is it my dear? I'll do anything you ask.."
"I want you to open the chest locker at the foot of the bed that I always kept locked."
"I will! I've always wondered what was in there."
The old man opens the chest and inside is $50,000 and 3 ears of corn.
"I have to ask honey, why is there 3 ears of corn in there."
"Well," the old woman answered. "Every time I committed adultery I would put an ear of corn in the chest."
"Oh, I forgive you my love, it's been 60 years. But why the $50 thousand?"
"When I collected a bushel, I sold it."
I read this joke in a Readers Digest in a doctors office 14 years ago. Never forgot it.
Someone was thinking of unemployment joke ,,
A Guy standing in the line inside an unemployment building try to look for work , suddenly a person collaspse in front of him and started to have a fit , A guy yell is there a doctor in the house?
A married woman goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I hear voices inside my head!"
Doctor: "what do the voices say?"
Woman: "they say 'kill your husband"
Doctor: "Ok, that's not good. I'm going to start you immediately on a psychiatric medication. Come back and see me in one week."
One week later, the woman goes back to the same doctor and says: "I'm still hearing the same voices."
Doctor: "what are they saying now?"
Woman: "they're saying 'beat your husband with a club"
Doctor: "Hmm, I'm going to increase the dosage of your current medication. Come back and see me in two weeks."
Two weeks later, the woman goes back to the doctor and says: "Doctor, now I hear only one voice but it has a slightly different tone"
Doctor: "What does the voice say?"
Woman: "It says 'why did you ever marry him?"
Doctor: "Excellent! you're back to normal. come back and see me in a year."
I swallowed food coloring the other day
Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
Does it hurt anymore?
A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs. Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside.
She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"
He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"
An old man walks up to a priest, doctor, and a lawyer...
and says "I'm going to die soon," He hands all three of them an envelope. "Inside each of these envelopes is 100,000 dollars. When I die, I want you 3 to put the 100,000 dollars in my casket because I want to die with the rest of my wealth." The three men gave their word and promised they would put the money in his casket.
A few days later, the old man dies and the men payed their respects and slipped the envelope in the casket. After the f**... the trio met up.
The priest begins with "Hey, I'm feeling pretty guilty. There was only 70,000 dollars in the envelope. The church needed some repairs."
The doctor replies "I'm not feeling guilty. I took 50,000 dollars because I wanted a new sports car. Its not like he can use the money anyways."
The lawyer yells at the both of them. "How could you two take the money? I am ashamed at you. You gave your word! I may have taken all the money, but I left him a check for 100,000 dollars!"
A cardiologist died...
..and was given an elaborate f**.... A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said: "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own f**.....I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
Gentleman
Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room, Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.
Doctor - trust me lady, I am a gentleman.
Lady patient - no that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is not a gentleman.
I was nervous lying next to her for the first time, but a voice inside my head said "Relax you, are not the first doctor to sleep with their patient..."
but another voice kept saying "Jim....you're a veternarian"
s**...
As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But another voice kept saying, "Dave, you are a veterinarian."
An intestine doctor was laughing with an egg when another egg approached
The egg asks "what's so funny?"
The doctor replied "It's an inside yoke"
David was working in the garden and his back starting bothering him.
He went inside and told his wife that he thought he may have done something to his spine.
Sure enough he couldn't stand upright without being in pain.
"Call the doctor, Jane."
"No, no. Go see my chiropractor, he will fix you up good."
"Jane, your chiropractor is a p**.... He's stealing your money and pulling your leg."
"Don't be silly, I'll call him now."
David goes to see Judy's chiropractor the next day. He comes home after the appointment feeling brand new.
He says to his wife, "I stand corrected."
Checking your levels
A woman observes her husband as he enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it. He does it again and again. So she asks him why?
He answers: "Because the doctor told me to check my sugar levels regularly."
The doctor is trustworthy
Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room "Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. "
Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient - "No that's not the issue.
Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...
Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.
McCoy starts to s**... and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"
"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.
"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"
Woman goes to a doctor with a t**... lodged inside her...
Doctor: So how did this happen?
Woman: I don't know, I mean I didn't get them from the store as usual, I saw a special deal on eBay, a hundred boxes for $1!
Doctor: A hundred boxes for $1? Didn't that sound suspiciously cheap to you?
Woman: Well I thought that too, so I checked the entire listing and it said plain and clear
One hundred boxes of tampons for $1...
...no strings attached!
Don't bring your smartphones inside a hospital.
Because an Apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson decide to go camping together
They set up their tent, go inside and fall asleep.
In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes Watson up
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see"
Watson replies, "I see thousands and thousands of stars"
Sherlock then says, "And what can you conclude from that?"
Watson thinks for a moment and replies, "Well if there are a thousand stars, there could be stars with planets such as Earth, and therefore life on other---"
Sherlock then interrupts him, "No Watson, it means somebody stole our tent, you idiot."
A farmer passing by his neighbours barn saw a strange sight inside
The farmer peered inside the barn door and there was his neighbour dancing around and taking off his clothes in front of an old John Deere. He knocks on the barn door, walks in and asks him why he's stripping and dancing in his barn. The neighbour says that him and his wife have been having trouble in the bedroom lately and that he has been going to the doctor to seek help. Still puzzled the farmer asks how this will help to which his neighbour replied Well, after the Doctor and I had a good chat he seemed to think I need to do a better job of getting her in the mood so he suggested I start with doing something s**..., to a tractor.
A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.
A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"
He replied: "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken"
A kind and generous doctor walks into a bar…
Seeing a balance of happy crowd inside she shouts happily free shots for everyone!
Half of the crowd happily get their best whiskey.
The other half of the crowd are unhappy and shout back my body my rights!
A woman playing golf hits a nearby man...
She rushes over to the man who is on the ground, rolling around screaming in pain with his hands between his legs.
She profusely apologizes and offers to relieve his pain since she is a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moves his hands to his sides and unzips his pants and puts her hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a few minutes and asks: "How does it feel?"
He replies: "It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken".
Granny goes to the doctor.
She tells the doctor:
Look I have a big problem.
I have so SO much gas, thankfully it is not loud or smelly, but I need something about it.
Doctor said: Ok ask the pharmacist for this medication, take 1 pill each morning and come back in a week.
So the granny goes in a week later and says: What is going on, everything is all the same but now the gases are extremely smelly, what did you do?
So the doctor take a camera device and checks her nostrils inside and says: Ok now that the nostrils are no longer blocked, let's see about the ears.
