The Best 11 Doctor Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doctor Birthday jokes. There are some doctor birthday david tennant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doctor birthday medical procedure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doctor Birthday Jokes and Puns

Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake.

Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn everything I eat birthday cake

Doctor: Have you tried taking the candles off before you eat it?

In honor of my cakeday...

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?

"What's eating you?"

Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!

My doctor gave me a month to live.

I said, "Well, which month is it? My wife's birthday is in 31 days and I need to know if it's worth buying a present."

Patient and Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake."

Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.


Jacob's 5th birthday. He wants to be a doctor as his parents.

5th birthday of Jacob who wants to be a doctor as his parents.
His mom is a 'Ear Nose And Throat' doctor. His father is gynecologist. Guests approach Jacob with gifts asking if he want to be a 'Ear Nose And Throat' doctor as his mom or a gynecologist as his dad. Jacob thought about it a little then said: I want to be gynecologist. Why would you, they asked in astonishment. Cause I have no idea about ears and noses. Jacob replied.

My 19 year-old son made a wish on his birthday...

The doctor told us it doesn't work like that anymore.

My doctor sang this to me at my birthday

"Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"

What does a witch doctor want for his birthday?

A little head

Doctor: Good news! We organized a birthday party for you.

Man: But my birthday isn't till next month.

Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news..

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

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