Doctor Birthday Jokes
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What's the first way to know when you're growing old?
It's your birthday and the only ones who wish you happy birthday are your doctors.
(Not so much a joke. It's my birthday and guess who wished me happy birthday so far.)
Edit: finally, a couple of family members have said it. They're still outnumbered five to one by medical staff. Lol!
Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
In honor of my cakeday...
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
"What's eating you?"
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
My doctor gave me a month to live.
I said, "Well, which month is it? My wife's birthday is in 31 days and I need to know if it's worth buying a present."
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Jacob's 5th birthday. He wants to be a doctor as his parents.
5th birthday of Jacob who wants to be a doctor as his parents.
His mom is a 'Ear Nose And t**...' doctor. His father is gynecologist. Guests approach Jacob with gifts asking if he want to be a 'Ear Nose And t**...' doctor as his mom or a gynecologist as his dad. Jacob thought about it a little then said: I want to be gynecologist. Why would you, they asked in astonishment. Cause I have no idea about ears and noses. Jacob replied.
My 19 year-old son made a wish on his birthday...
The doctor told us it doesn't work like that anymore.
What does a witch doctor want for his birthday?
A little head
Doctor: Good news! We organized a birthday party for you.
Man: But my birthday isn't till next month.
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news..
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When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said "oh goodie twins".
Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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