The Best 5 Docter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Docter jokes. There are some docter illness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these docter prognosis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Docter Jokes and Puns

Whats the best thing about being an abortion docter?

You don't have to buy dog food.

me at the docters

so I was at the docters and the docter said you have a peeing disorder and that urine for a treat

Sad dad joke

2 dads are laying side by side on their death beds in the hospital, ome dad turns to the other and says
"how are you holding up buddy?"
"Not good, the doctor said im dying"
"huh the docter told me same thing, I cant belive a medical professional would mess both our names up like that!"


A man goes to the docter

Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis?

Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?

Man: Cancer.

Doctor: What a coincidence!

I went to the docter today.

He asked me "Do you play sports?"

And I said " Does sex count?"

The doc said "Yes"

Then I said "Then No"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the docter doc jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working docter hypochondria piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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