Docter Jokes
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Whats the best thing about being an abortion docter?
You don't have to buy dog food.
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me at the docters
so I was at the docters and the docter said you have a peeing disorder and that u**... for a treat
Sad dad joke
2 dads are laying side by side on their death beds in the hospital, ome dad turns to the other and says
"how are you holding up buddy?"
"Not good, the doctor said im dying"
"huh the docter told me same thing, I cant belive a medical professional would mess both our names up like that!"
Pre-
Why did the cookie go to the docter
Because I knew I would get hungry at my appointment.
Fool or be fooled
A greedy guy was walking and passed by a hospital and there was a sign that says "pay 100$ for a treatment and if we couldn't treat you we give you 200$ back"
So he decided to fool them and get extra money so he goes in and says to the docter i lost my taste buds and the doctor calls his assistant and says i want a (pp7) potion and the man says it tastes very bad and the doctor says congratulations you got back your taste buds
So the man decides to get revenge and he goes to the same hospital again and said to the doctor i lost my memory so the doctor says to his assistant and says i want a (pp7) potion and the man said isn't that for the taste buds? And the doctor says congratulations you got back your memory
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