docked Jokes

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I just got fired for putting my penis in the pickle slicer at the restaurant where I work

She only got docked a week's pay


Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships...

...And the ass that docked them.


A Pirate captain comes out as gay to his crew.

The next day he pulls everyone together for a meeting while they're docked at port, during the meeting he introduces a young man to the crew and says "Arr, this be me first mate."


Which ship has never docked in my port?

The Friendship.



What finally killed the pirate?

They were raided at the bay when docked at Sweden


A man trips over a boat paddle on the pier and breaks his arm. The paddle says to him...

"Don't worry, I'm a docked oar!"


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