Docked Jokes

Following is our collection of helm humor and pier one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Docked puns for adults, dirty captain jokes or clean boat gags for kids.

There is an abundance of vessel jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 2 funniest jokes on docked. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any warships witze you can hear about docked.

The Best jokes about Docked

A Pirate captain comes out as gay to his crew.

The next day he pulls everyone together for a meeting while they're docked at port, during the meeting he introduces a young man to the crew and says "Arr, this be me first mate."

Which ship has never docked in my port?

The Friendship.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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