The Best 14 Dnc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dnc jokes. There are some dnc dem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Dnc Jokes and Puns

So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.

Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.

In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10.. What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates?

They both no longer need your consent.

You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.

I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

American political party symbols are spot on...

Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!

I'd make a political joke...

But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went.


Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008..

...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...

But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.

There's been a mass shooting event at DNC headquarters.

All the messengers are dead.

If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC...

...that would be unpresidented.

I've decided to go to medical school so I can perform abortions. [NSFW]

I hear there are a lot og GOP mistresses in need of a little D-n-C. I'll make a killing

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The DNC hurt themselves pretty badly...

And now they're feeling the bern.

Where does wikileaks keep getting all those DNC emails from?

Someone keeps Putin them there.

"In the Spring of 1971 I met a girl..." - Bill Clinton

"Oh god. I hope he's talking about Hillary." - DNC Delegates

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