Dna Jokes

What are some Dna jokes?

CSI Alabama was a failure . . .

. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.

Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards

Me: And ?

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative...

Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

...banned from the petting zoo...

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexia Association.

After 10 years, the wife thinks their kid looks kind of strange

She decides to take a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to the DNA test results, this isn't our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed our baby had pooped. You said: Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."

What does D.N.A stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Why can't they make CSI: Alabama?

Because all the DNA is the same

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why are no murders solved in West Virginia?

Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.

Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase...

...so I could unzip your genes.

What is DNA short for?

National Dyslexics Association

Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA and Gorilla DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.

why can't you solve a redneck crime

because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women.

But unfortunately most of them spit it out.

Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas?

They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.




What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why aren't the police making any neo-nazi arrests in murder cases?

There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

After 10 years of raising their child

, the mother notices that the kid looks different.
So, she decided to do a DNA test.
The results come out, and show that the child isn't theirs.
She tells her husband, "I have some terrible news, dear. This is not our baby!".
The husband replies, "yes, do you not remember?
When we were about to leave the hospital, you noticed that the baby had wet it's daipers and told me 'honey, go change the baby' ".

TIL DNA was supposed to be a line

But things spiraled of control

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

After 10 years...

After 10 years, a mother realizes her kid looks a little funny and gets a DNA test done. Surprise, it's not her child! She tells the husband, who calmly replies, "What, you don't remember?" The wife shakes her head worriedly, hoping her husband's answer will fill in the gap. He says to her: "When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped in the diaper. You told me to change it, so I went back inside, grabbed a clean baby, and left the dirty one there."

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid ... "

Husband: Wow, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital that morning, you noticed that our baby had just pooped and you said: "Oh my, please go change the baby before we leave; I'll wait for you here."

DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman

Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?

Did you hear about the science experiment where they successfully transferred human DNA into a dog?

They say the scientist spent too much time in the lab.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility.

After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp?

Helix it!

What did DNA say to RNA?

No U

My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.

Turns out my dog licked my sample.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

If I had to choose between DNA and RNA..

I would take RNA because it has U in it

I just took a DNA test, turns out, I'm 100%

going to jail for shoplifting.

Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve...

Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.

They say there's no opinions in science

But I've seen people get real heated over thermochemistry

And they really melt down when you bring up nuclear engineering

Have you seen how twisted people get when it comes to DNA?

Cartography is the worst, people are just all over the map

You should see how hormonal people get about endocrinology

You can really feel the pressure in the room when someone brings up hydraulics.

What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA?

Unzip your genes.

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.

Nobody likes dictators

What do a redneck and his wife have in common?

DNA

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What does DNA strand for?

National Dyslecsics Association

A home DNA test kit

does not make a good baby shower gift.

What do sex and DNA replication have in common?

You gotta unzip the genes first.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight.

How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose.

Why are criminals so hard to catch in Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA.

What does an Alabaman call a six-pack and a dead possum? A seven-course meal.

Since state jokes seem to be the thing today, and, well, I'm from Georgia...

DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell

Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.

What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA

I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo..

So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia...

But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.

What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea?

They both run in the genes.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding.

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park?

Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records

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