Dna Jokes
126 dna jokes and hilarious dna puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dna that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have a laugh with some of the best DNA jokes from around the web. From ancestry DNA to bad puns, this list of jokes will leave you in stitches. Whether you're looking for something that science lovers can appreciate or just a good laugh, these DNA jokes have got it all covered. So get ready to make some associations, understand the meiosis of a good joke, and laugh your way to the DNA strand.
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Funniest Dna Short Jokes
Short dna jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dna humour may include short association jokes also.
- CSI Alabama was a failure . . . . . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
- If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
- Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
- What do you get when you mix Human DNA and goat DNA? A stern police warning and a lifetime ban from the petting zoo
- Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
- What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Alot of dirty looks and kicked out of the petting zoo, apparently.
- Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.
- I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit... So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
- Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo. - You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are. Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.
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Dna One Liners
Which dna one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dna? I can suggest the ones about gene and analysis.
- Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards Me: And ?
- Doctor: Sir, I have some bad news, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards Me: and?
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? You get kicked out of sea world…
- What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo.
- What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo
- What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo...
- What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
- Frog DNA... A frog got his DNA test back.
He's part Scottish, part Irish and a tad Pole. - Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association
- What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association.
- Why can't they make CSI: Alabama? Because all the DNA is the same
- What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
- Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... ...so I could unzip your genes.
- What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association
Dna Gene Jokes
Here is a list of funny dna gene jokes and even better dna gene puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
- DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
- What do you call Michael Jackson's DNA? Billie Genes
- What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea? They both run in the genes.
- What is DNA's favourite piece of clothing ? Jeans (genes)
- Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people's DNA. He will be called Gene Hackman
- What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions
- DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
- What did one DNA strand say to another DNA strand in the locker room shower? Hi Gene!
- What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)
Dna Evidence Jokes
Here is a list of funny dna evidence jokes and even better dna evidence puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- why is DNA evidence not permissible in Alabama court? because its all the same anyway
- "Science and religion don't mix," said the priests... ...in a desperate attempt to exclude the DNA evidence.
- So the police arrested this old battery... They said they had DNA evidence placed him at a crime scene.
They tested his cells and decided they couldn't charge him. - My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence.
- You'd think the Catholic Church would be more supportive of c**... use... Less DNA evidence.
- Why is it so hard to solve a m**... in a trailer park? Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
Ancestry Dna Jokes
Here is a list of funny ancestry dna jokes and even better ancestry dna puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Check your emails more often Turns out my DNA ancestry results came back 100% Nigerian and I've been neglecting my royal prince cousin for years
- I wanted to learn more about my ancestry so I registered with a company online and sent them my DNA sample Two weeks later I got a letter saying the sample cup was for saliva.
- You might be a r**... if... You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches
Rna And Dna Jokes
Here is a list of funny rna and dna jokes and even better rna and dna puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did DNA say to RNA? No U
- If I had to choose between DNA and RNA.. I would take RNA because it has U in it
- What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!
Silly Dna Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about dna you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean molecule jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dna pranks.
Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has p**... Trump s**... in the fresh snow.
Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u**..., and found the culprit. It turns out it's Mike Pence's. That traitor , shouts Trump. I'll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news? Well , says the SS chief, turns out it's Melania's handwriting .
Why are r**... murders so hard to solve?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
After 10 years, the wife thinks their kid looks kind of strange
She decides to take a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to the DNA test results, this isn't our kid."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed our baby had pooped. You said: Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."
What do you get when you mix human DNA and gorilla DNA?
Kicked out of the zoo.
A frog took a DNA test
The results said he was 20% British, 30% French and a tad Pole.
why can't you solve a r**... crime
because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same
Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women.
But unfortunately most of them spit it out.
Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas?
They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
Mom I think I'm adopted!
Mom: No you're not Nathan! Why would you say such a thing!?
Nathan: Well, I've just got the results back from a DNA test that I did and it says I've got no living relatives?!
Mom: This is nonsense, let's show this to your dad…
Dad *walks in*: Well of course he's not our son, don't you remember the first night in the labour ward after you gave birth… you asked me to change him because he was crying so much? I think I picked a good one don't you?
What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?
You get banned from the petting zoo.
What do you get when you mix human and goat dna?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why aren't the police making any neo-n**... arrests in m**... cases?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
After 10 years of raising their child
, the mother notices that the kid looks different.
So, she decided to do a DNA test.
The results come out, and show that the child isn't theirs.
She tells her husband, "I have some terrible news, dear. This is not our baby!".
The husband replies, "yes, do you not remember?
When we were about to leave the hospital, you noticed that the baby had wet it's daipers and told me 'honey, go change the baby' ".
After 10years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out.
The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Why are murders so hard to solve in Alabama?
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
TIL DNA was supposed to be a line
But things spiraled of control
r**... murders are hard to solve
There aren't any dental records and all of the DNA is the same
What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
After 10 years...
After 10 years, a mother realizes her kid looks a little funny and gets a DNA test done. Surprise, it's not her child! She tells the husband, who calmly replies, "What, you don't remember?" The wife shakes her head worriedly, hoping her husband's answer will fill in the gap. He says to her: "When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped in the diaper. You told me to change it, so I went back inside, grabbed a clean baby, and left the dirty one there."
DNA
National Dyslexic Association
Son: "Dad, did you get your DNA test results back?"
Dad: "Call me George."
Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch h**... criminals?
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
Did you hear about the science experiment where they successfully transferred human DNA into a dog?
They say the scientist spent too much time in the lab.
Do you know what happens if we put human DNA in chimapanzees?
We get banned from the zoo.
Why are r**... cases the hardest to solve ?
Because all of the DNA matches and there are no dental matches.
I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility.
After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in.
What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
Turns out my dog licked my sample.
Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
They say there's no opinions in science
But I've seen people get real heated over thermochemistry
And they really melt down when you bring up nuclear engineering
Have you seen how twisted people get when it comes to DNA?
Cartography is the worst, people are just all over the map
You should see how hormonal people get about endocrinology
You can really feel the pressure in the room when someone brings up hydraulics.
What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?
A life time ban at the zoo
A detective is trying to solve a m**... mystery
A lady was killed by being stabbed 17 times. The only evidence was a knife, fully made of concrete. The detective sent the knife to a lab, hoping for any DNA evidence, but unfortunately, the results came back inconclusive.
The detective was puzzled. He was sure it was concrete evidence.
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you're DNA has been reversed
Patient: AND?
Why are crimes so hard to solve in Alabama ?
Because their are no dental records and all the DNA matches
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the zoo :(
Why are r**... crimes so hard to solve...
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
I just took a DNA test, turns out, I'm 100%
going to jail for shoplifting.
What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo.
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
What do you get when you combine human DNA with whale DNA?
Kicked out of Sea World, apparently.
Yes, I know it's a repost. But I love this joke.
A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own g**....
Nobody likes dictators
What did the s**... DNA say to the other DNA?
Unzip your genes.
Why are Red Neck m**... cases so Hard to Solve?
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no Dental Records.
What do a r**... and his wife have in common?
DNA
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA.
What do you get when you cross human DNA with sheep DNA?
Kicked off the farm
Why is it almost impossible to solve a m**... in Alabama?
Because they all have the same DNA.
What does DNA strand for?
National Dyslecsics Association
A home DNA test kit
does not make a good baby shower gift.
