dna Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dna puns

A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB

That's a lot of information to swallow


-wow thanks for the upvotes and gold

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CSI Alabama was a failure . . .

. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.

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Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards

Me: And ?

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB

That's a lot of information to swallow...

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If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative...

Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

...banned from the petting zoo...

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?

...banned from the zoo. (Learned that the hard way)

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?

All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

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What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexia Association.

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After 10 years, the wife thinks their kid looks kind of strange

She decides to take a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to the DNA test results, this isn't our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed our baby had pooped. You said: Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."

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What does D.N.A stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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Why can't they make CSI: Alabama?

Because all the DNA is the same

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase...

...so I could unzip your genes.

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Why are no murders solved in West Virginia?

Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.

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What is DNA short for?

National Dyslexics Association

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a donkey?

Kicked out of the petting zoo :(

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Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

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Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve?

There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA and Gorilla DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a monkey?

Banned from the zoo.

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why can't you solve a redneck crime

because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

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Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women.

But unfortunately most of them spit it out.

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What do you get...

What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas?

They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.




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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why aren't the police making any neo-nazi arrests in murder cases?

There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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After 10 years of raising their child

, the mother notices that the kid looks different.
So, she decided to do a DNA test.
The results come out, and show that the child isn't theirs.
She tells her husband, "I have some terrible news, dear. This is not our baby!".
The husband replies, "yes, do you not remember?
When we were about to leave the hospital, you noticed that the baby had wet it's daipers and told me 'honey, go change the baby' ".

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What are the most funny Dna jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dna? Well, here are the best Dna dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dna pick up lines to share with friends.

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