The Best 8 Dna Evidence Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dna Evidence jokes. There are some dna evidence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dna evidence puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dna Evidence Jokes and Puns

why is DNA evidence not permissible in Alabama court?

because its all the same anyway

A detective is trying to solve a murder mystery

A lady was killed by being stabbed 17 times. The only evidence was a knife, fully made of concrete. The detective sent the knife to a lab, hoping for any DNA evidence, but unfortunately, the results came back inconclusive.

The detective was puzzled. He was sure it was concrete evidence.

"Science and religion don't mix," said the priests...

...in a desperate attempt to exclude the DNA evidence.

You'd think the Catholic Church would be more supportive of condom use...

Less DNA evidence.

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park?

Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records


So the police arrested this old battery...

They said they had DNA evidence placed him at a crime scene.

They tested his cells and decided they couldn't charge him.

An original: Why did the Ghost get cleared on sexual assault?

DNA evidence could not prove that he wraithed her.

Yes it's bad, but I was trying to think of a joke that involved the word wraith and this is the best I could come up with. Would love to hear other jokes that use the word wraith.

My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap...

But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dna evidence jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dna evidence piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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