Dmx Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Most people don't know that DMX is good at math

When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you

Why does DMX hate sweatshirts?

he dunno where the hood at

What do you call a girl that broke up with you via Instagram?

A DMX

What do you call someone who breaks up with you via DM?

DMX

Man walks into a bar where DMX is the bar tender and orders a double entendre...

And X *gives it to him*

DMX is going to jail for 5 years for Tax Evasion

Looks like the Government is gonna be givin it to him.

What do you call a censored DMX song?

A really good instrumental

What are the funniest dmx jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Dmx? Well, here are the best Dmx puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Dmx pick up lines to share with friends.

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