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35 dlc jokes and hilarious dlc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dlc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Dlc Short Jokes

Short dlc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dlc humour may include short feature jokes also.

  1. Why did the EA executive cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out!
    Alternate ending available if you purchase the season pass!
  2. Why did EA games management cross the road If you wanna find out, please buy the Punchline dlc for 49.99$ or have a chance to get it from a loot box for 2.99$ each
  3. This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay £60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!
  4. The Outlast Whistleblower DLC actually shares the same plot as WW2 Turn off the gas chamber
  5. Rockstar has pretty much confirmed it's making a new Red Dead ... ... Grand Theft Auto V dlc with new customizable skins inspired by attire in the famous western-themed game.
  6. What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC.
  7. Yesterday was a really big day for Monsters. Godzilla King of Monsters, Monster Hunter World dlc and the new Sonic poster were all teased.
  8. I understand why everyone is so upset with EA I mean, who puts a Fifa dlc in a Star Wars game?
  9. Battlefield 1 dlc pack just announced! The armenian genocide comes with 3 new maps and lots of new weapons. Only 19.99.
  10. Pay $1000 for Bills, You Feel Like It's a Waste Pay $1000 to EA, you purchased the "High Ground" DLC

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Dlc One Liners

Which dlc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dlc? I can suggest the ones about subscription and download.

  1. Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out
  2. EA sports™ - It's in the game. jk its in the dlc
  3. Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty
  4. Why is EA the worst gaming company in the world? [You need to buy the DLC to watch this]
  5. Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners. DLC for Months.
    .
    Literally.
  6. Life is just a game... and God just dropped the Outbreak DLC
  7. Why did the DLC character cross the road? *Please pay $1.99 to view the punch line.*
  8. Is Waluigi going to be a DLC for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate? No
  9. There's a DLC for football on July 15th. It's the World Cupdate.
  10. When a free app wants me to purchase DLC I become a copy cat App: Buy Now!
    Me: Bye Now!
  11. Why does the EA employee cross the road? Download the limited DLC to find out !!!
  12. EA releasing a game without DLC's
  13. Christians and Muslims are basically Jews except they bought the DLC
  14. EA asked me what my favorite EA game is. I said, I'm sorry but the Answer DLC is $5.99.
  15. So EA announces TitanFall 5... What's new? The DLC Support is Absolutely Free!

Fun-Filled Dlc Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about dlc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean battlefront jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dlc pranks.

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".
Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."
Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."
Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."
Excuse #1: "I swear the update caused that c**...."

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

Things I hate
1 Lists
2 Irony
4 Numbers being out of order
5 Skipping numbers
F Inconsistency
7 Repetition
7 Repetition
8 Speling wurdz rong
9 DLC
10 Replying to your own comment