Djibouti Jokes

Funniest Djibouti Short Jokes

Short djibouti jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The djibouti humour may include short continent jokes also.

1. What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country? Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti
2. Gurl, do you have unlimited visas to any country in the world? Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti
3. I find countries, especially African ones, to be hot. I mean, Kenya see Djibouti? Uganda see it.
4. Are you a pilot? Because I'd like a trip straight to Djibouti.
5. What's the most popular job in Djibouti? s**...

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Djibouti One Liners

Which djibouti one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with djibouti? I can suggest the ones about nation and .

1. If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]
2. How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti.
3. Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops? Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti
4. What happens when there is an earthquake in Africa? Djibouti shakes!
5. Where is Djibouti? In between Djilegs and Djiback
6. Where did the proctologist lose his passport? In Djibouti.
7. What did the colonial powers say to the Horn of Africa? 'I'm coming for Djibouti'
8. What's the capital of Djibouti?... Dji-mama
9. Swiggity swooty... I'm comin' for Djibouti.
10. Hey girl are you africa? Because Djibouti is making me crazy
11. Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti.
12. What is the capital of Djibouti? Uranus.
13. When in Africa, where do you put the D? Djibouti
14. Where's Eritrea? Up Djibouti!
15. Today is Africa Day I wonder what Djibouti looks like.

Witty Djibouti Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about djibouti you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make djibouti pranks.