The Best 15 Djibouti Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Djibouti jokes. There are some djibouti uganda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Djibouti Jokes and Puns
If I were to invade Djibouti...
Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]
How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?
Shake Djibouti.
Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?
Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti
What happens when there is an earthquake in Africa?
Djibouti shakes!
Where is Djibouti?
In between Djilegs and Djiback
Where did the proctologist lose his passport?
In Djibouti.
What's the capital of Djibouti?...
Dji-mama
Swiggity swooty...
I'm comin' for Djibouti.
Hey girl are you africa?
Because Djibouti is making me crazy
Why is Africa hot?
Because of dat Djibouti.
When in Africa, where do you put the D?
Djibouti
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What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country?
Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti
What's the most popular job in Djibouti?
Seamen
What is the capital of Djibouti?
Uranus.
Where's Eritrea?
Up Djibouti!
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