Djibouti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Djibouti jokes. There are some djibouti uganda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these djibouti oman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Witty Djibouti Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

If I were to invade Djibouti...

Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?

Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

What happens when there is an earthquake in Africa?

Djibouti shakes!

Where is Djibouti?

In between Djilegs and Djiback

Where did the proctologist lose his passport?

In Djibouti.

What's the capital of Djibouti?...

Dji-mama

Djibouti joke, What's the capital of Djibouti?...

Swiggity swooty...

I'm comin' for Djibouti.

Hey girl are you africa?

Because Djibouti is making me crazy

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

What is the capital of Djibouti?

Uranus.

You can explore djibouti wessex reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean djibouti africa dad jokes. There are also djibouti puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

When in Africa, where do you put the D?

Djibouti

What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country?

Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti

What's the most popular job in Djibouti?

Seamen

Where's Eritrea?

Up Djibouti!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the djibouti asia puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working djibouti togo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes