Django Jokes

Funniest Django Short Jokes

Short django jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The django humour may include short git jokes also.

1. So I was jerking off to a scene from Django Unchained the other day. Then I said it's no Roots but I came anyway.
2. My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said "No way, bro."
   "The 'D' is silent"
3. What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol? Django Bells.
   Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!
4. Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent.

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Django One Liners

Which django one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with django? I can suggest the ones about silent and pterodactyl.

1. Why is programming in Django hard? You can only use two fingers on your left hand.
2. How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent.
3. A friend asked me to rate the movie "Django" I gave it a 3/5.
4. Had an idea for a Django Unchained prequel It's called Django Inchains
5. She wants the Django The D is silent
6. Do you want the django? The jango is silent
7. Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent.
8. Why can't you hear Django Freeman have s**...? *The D is silent*
9. Why couldn't anyone hear Django having s**... with Broomhilde? The D was silent.
10. Do you know why there's no sound when Django has s**...? Because the D is silent.
11. How is Django like a ninja r**...? The "D" is silent!
    ...I'll show myself out.
12. Who is the most successful r**...? Django
13. Why do people call the r**... mime Django? 'cause the D is silent
14. Why is Django a good r**...? The "d" is silent

Heartwarming Django Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about django you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean java jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make django pranks.