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What are the best Django puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Django? Well here is a complete list of Django to have fun with:

Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex?

*The D is silent*


Why couldn't anyone hear Django having sex with Broomhilde?

The D was silent.


How come Django's wife never hears Django coming?

The D is silent.


Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex?

Because the D is silent.


Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.


She wants the Django

The D is silent


Do you want the django?

The jango is silent


How is Django like a ninja rapist?

The "D" is silent!

...I'll show myself out.


On the whole Slavery topic.

Django, 12 years a Slave, hasn't the whole thing just been beaten to death?


Broomhilda & Django

Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent.


When the doctor asks Django how many sexual partner he has had in the past year...

he says, "The D is silent."


Why is Django a good rapist?

The "d" is silent


Why do people call the rapist mime Django?

'cause the D is silent



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