django Jokes

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Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex?

*The D is silent*

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Why couldn't anyone hear Django having sex with Broomhilde?

The D was silent.

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Why is programming in Django hard?

You can only use two fingers on your left hand.

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How come Django's wife never hears Django coming?

The D is silent.

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A friend asked me to rate the movie "Django"

I gave it a 3/5.

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Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex?

Because the D is silent.

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She wants the Django

The D is silent

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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How is Django like a ninja rapist?

The "D" is silent!

...I'll show myself out.

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Do you want the django?

The jango is silent

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What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

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Broomhilda & Django

Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent.

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Had an idea for a Django Unchained prequel

It's called Django Inchains

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Why is Django a good rapist?

The "d" is silent

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Why do people call the rapist mime Django?

'cause the D is silent

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So I was jerking off to a scene from Django Unchained the other day.

Then I said it's no Roots but I came anyway.

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Who is the most successful rapist?

Django

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My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django.

I said "No way, bro."

"The 'D' is silent"

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What are the most funny Django jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Django? Well, here are the best Django dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Django pick up lines to share with friends.

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