The Best 14 Django Django Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Django Django jokes. There are some django django jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these django django puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Django Django Jokes and Puns

Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex?

*The D is silent*

Why couldn't anyone hear Django having sex with Broomhilde?

The D was silent.

Why is programming in Django hard?

You can only use two fingers on your left hand.

How come Django's wife never hears Django coming?

The D is silent.

A friend asked me to rate the movie "Django"

I gave it a 3/5.

Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex?

Because the D is silent.

Had an idea for a Django Unchained prequel

It's called Django Inchains

So I was jerking off to a scene from Django Unchained the other day.

Then I said it's no Roots but I came anyway.

My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django.

I said "No way, bro."

"The 'D' is silent"

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

She wants the Django

The D is silent

You can explore django django reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean django django dad jokes. There are also django django puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Do you want the django?

The jango is silent

How is Django like a ninja rapist?

The "D" is silent!

...I'll show myself out.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the django django jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working django django piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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