Dj Songs Jokes
20 dj songs jokes and hilarious dj songs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dj songs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dj Songs Short Jokes
Short dj songs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dj songs humour may include short dj khaled jokes also.
- I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
- How is it called in Australia, when they need to restart the song from the beginning at the club? A DJ redo.
- Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco
- I finally figured out why DJ Khaled yells his own name in songs... Because his wife never yells it in the bedroom.
- I'm going to be a DJ at a retirement home this weekend. With an average age of 81 years old, will the song "Last Christmas" be inappropriate?
- My uncle asked me to DJ his wedding. Apparently, it's in really bad taste to have the first song be "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
- A DJ releases a genie from a bottle... and then he starts to leave.
"Wait, what about the three wishes?" asks the genie.
The DJ sighs and asks:
"Alright, what songs do you want me to play?"
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Dj Songs One Liners
Which dj songs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dj songs? I can suggest the ones about dr dre and songs about.
- What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.
- what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu
- What is Neo's favorite DJ Khaled song? "I'm the one."
- Why doesn't DJ Khaled write any sad songs? Because they aren't in a major key
- What is a stone's favourite Robbie Williams song? *Rock* DJ.
Dj Songs Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dj songs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drum and bass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dj songs pranks.
A misunderstanding
A girl is driving down the highway listening to the radio when a song comes on that she really, really likes. The DJ says the name of that song was "Hot lips and tender kisses." The girl says to herself I've got to buy that record. She pulls over and looks up the phone number for the nearest record store. She dials the number but makes a mistake while dialing and instead of calling a record store she has called an auto mechanic. The phone rings and the mechanic picks up the phone. The girl says, excitedly, "Do you have hot lips and tender kisses?" The mechanic is a little confused, but responds, "No, but I've got hot pants and seven inches." The girl responds, "Is that a record?" The mechanic says, "No, but it's better than average."
I love dances at weddings ...
Especially since I'm not a great dancer. Most of the songs tell you what to do. Like when they play "Do The Twist," you twist. They play "Jump Around", you jump around ... There was, however, that unfortunate night I got kicked out when the DJ played "Come On Eileen."
Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.
After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.
"Just a small town girl..."
Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.