The Best 27 Dizzy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dizzy jokes. There are some dizzy uncomfortable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dizzy doctor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dizzy Jokes and Puns

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm...

...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight.

All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

Dizzy joke, had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight.

I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm....

It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.

Blonde Co-Pilot

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out for help.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! First, give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "repeat after me: Our Father...Who art in Heaven....."


I had to remove the batteries from my monoxide alarm

The loud beeping was giving me a terrible headache and making me dizzy

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

Dizzy joke, What do you call a dizzy Asian?

A husband and wife are arguing...

"What would you do if I won the lottery?" he demands.

"I'd take half the money and be gone so fast you'd be dizzy," she replies.

"My scratch ticket won ten bucks. Here's five. Let me get the door."

I got rid of my carbon monoxide detector last night

The constant beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.

I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday

I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions.

Why did the fisherman always feel dizzy?

Because he had an eye-on the-fish-and-sea.

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Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy

An American guy ends up in the hospital with an Australian doctor

Feeling very weak and dizzy, the patient asked:

-Did I come here to die?

-No, you came here yesterday.

I was hand washing my clothes the other day...

Got a little dizzy during the spin cycle.

Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and getting dizzy.

He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick". Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner".

Dizzy joke, Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and g

Did you hear about the dizzy marsupial?

It was a wobbly wallaby.

Van Gogh Family

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

Why are asexual people always dizzy?

They're disoriented


Curse the time

Patient: Doctor, whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right.'

Doctor: Then wait for half an hour before getting up.

I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo.

Her name was Dizzy Spells.

If you make an oriental dizzy....

does he become disoriented?

A man went to a doctor and said Doctor, I feel dizzy for half an hour when I wake up, and then I feel fine

To which the doctor replied, Well then, wake up half an hour later!

Okay, so get this.

A guy walks into a bar, the guy gets dizzy because the bar is made out of metal.

What did the orchestra play to make it so dizzy?

A centrifugue

So this doe comes stumbling dizzy and holding her head out behind two bushes.

And says to her self I'll never do that for two bucks again.

I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat.

Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy.

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