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Dixie Jokes

6 dixie jokes and hilarious dixie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dixie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Happy Dixie Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What is a good dixie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day.

Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns.
Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins.
Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns.

Heard about the time the Southerner drank too much whisky and suffered ED?

It was *the Night They Drove Old Dixie Down*.

I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie

But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"

Names that when read out loud sound dirty

Hue Janis
Hue Jazz
Dixie Normous
Jack Mehoff
Mike Hawk
Phil Mahooters
Philip Mabung

Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..

"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.
"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.
"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.
DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."

What are some of your good 'fake names'

Looking for some good joke names like:
Mike Hunt
Dixie Normous
Ivana fukalot
ect

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