The Best 8 Dixie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dixie jokes. There are some dixie funk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dixie alabama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dixie Jokes and Puns

Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day.

Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns.
Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins.
Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns.

I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie

But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"

Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..

"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.

"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.

"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.

"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.

DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."

Names that when read out loud sound dirty

Hue Janis
Hue Jazz
Dixie Normous
Jack Mehoff
Mike Hawk
Phil Mahooters
Philip Mabung

What are some of your good 'fake names'

Looking for some good joke names like:

Mike Hunt
Dixie Normous
Ivana fukalot

Why don't people do reverse cowgirl in Dixie?

Because you don't turn your back on family.

Does anyone know a southern repairman?

Because my dixie wrecked.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dixie aristocrats jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dixie ike piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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