divorcees Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious divorcees puns

Saw a joke about an elderly couple who were getting a divorce, reminded me of this old gem.

The elder couple are in divorce court. Everything is basically going as per usual except both of the soon to be divorcees are well into their nineties. After seeing all the paperwork, the judge ask, "Now folks, help me understand this. You've been married for over 70 years! Why are you getting a divorce?"

"Well, you honor", says the man, "we've actually wanted this for a long time. But we decided to stay together for the children."

"You stayed together all these years for you children?"

"That's right," said the soon to be ex-wife "and the last one just died!"


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