The Best 4 Divorce Settlement Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Divorce Settlement jokes. There are some divorce settlement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these divorce settlement puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Divorce Settlement Jokes and Puns

I was at my divorce settlement yesterday, when I announced I would like to make a suggestion...

They agreed, so I told them, "She can have the car, the house, all the funds in our joint account and full custody of our children on one condition... I get to keep whatever I have in my pocket."

"It's a deal!" my wife said, with a smug look on her face.

"You obviously didn't check the lottery numbers last night, did you?"

Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage

I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement.

What did the man who was married to two women at once say after he divorced them and gave them both everything that they asked for in the settlement?

Well... that was bigamy.

What do you call a legal settlement after two skeletons divorce?

Alibony.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the divorce settlement jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working divorce settlement piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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