Divorce Settlement Jokes
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I was at my divorce settlement yesterday, when I announced I would like to make a suggestion...
They agreed, so I told them, "She can have the car, the house, all the funds in our joint account and full custody of our children on one condition... I get to keep whatever I have in my pocket."
"It's a deal!" my wife said, with a smug look on her face.
"You obviously didn't check the lottery numbers last night, did you?"
Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage
I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement.
What did the man who was married to two women at once say after he divorced them and gave them both everything that they asked for in the settlement?
Well... that was bigamy.
What do you call a legal settlement after two skeletons divorce?
Alibony.
What's the one thing a woman will never take in a divorce settlement?
Her time
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