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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?
Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see.
I told her, "That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"
Why are divorce rates so high in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.
I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players
Then I realized love means nothing to them.
The divorce rate has now reached 50%.
That means statistically speaking, either you or your spouse are going to end up divorced.
Why is the divorce rate so high?
Women never marry the best man.
The divorce rate in Virginia is so high... .....
... that they are changing the official state slogan to "Virginia is for ex-lovers".
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Experts predict that both unemployment and divorce rates will rise very soon.
A recent study found that the divorce rate is much lower among couples where both spouses have a lisp.
But their divorth rate is much higher.
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