The Best 10 Divorce Rate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Divorce Rate jokes. There are some divorce rate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these divorce rate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Divorce Rate Jokes and Puns

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in *stable* relationships!

TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.

They can't see the red flags.

After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see.

I told her, "That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"

I always wondered why there is such a high rate of divorce among tennis players

Then I realized love means nothing to them.

The divorce rate has now reached 50%.

That means statistically speaking, either you or your spouse are going to end up divorced.


Why is the divorce rate so high?

Women never marry the best man.

The divorce rate in Virginia is so high... .....

... that they are changing the official state slogan to "Virginia is for ex-lovers".

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Experts predict that both unemployment and divorce rates will rise very soon.

A recent study found that the divorce rate is much lower among couples where both spouses have a lisp.

But their divorth rate is much higher.

Why do melons have such a low divorce rate?

...because they Cantaloupe...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the divorce rate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working divorce rate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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