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Divider Jokes

7 divider jokes and hilarious divider puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about divider that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Fun-Filled Divider Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What is a good divider joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My wife is so much better looking than me...

...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.
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Breaking news: A teacher was arrested for carrying a protractor, a compass and a divider.

The cited reason for the arrest was: " He was carrying weapons of math instruction".

Julius Caeser and Alexander the Great are in a bathroom together

They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"

What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider?

They're in mean median mode.

I have found that the checkout divider bar is the hardest thing to buy.

Every time I put in on the checkout belt, the cashier keeps putting it away.

I went to the grocery store to buy the grocery divider

But every time it reaches the end the lady puts it back.

I wanted to but the grocery divider from the grocery store...

But the lady just kept keeping it back with the others.


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