The Best 7 Divider Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Divider jokes. There are some divider partition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these divider lindsay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Divider Jokes and Puns

My wife is so much better looking than me...

...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.

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Breaking news: A teacher was arrested for carrying a protractor, a compass and a divider.

The cited reason for the arrest was: " He was carrying weapons of math instruction".

Julius Caeser and Alexander the Great are in a bathroom together

They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"

What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider?

They're in mean median mode.

I have found that the checkout divider bar is the hardest thing to buy.

Every time I put in on the checkout belt, the cashier keeps putting it away.


I went to the grocery store to buy the grocery divider

But every time it reaches the end the lady puts it back.

I wanted to but the grocery divider from the grocery store...

But the lady just kept keeping it back with the others.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the divider cashier jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working divider checkout piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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