Following is our collection of **funny Divide jokes**. There are some divide divisible jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **divide digit puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Pumpkin π

Sorry.

Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and pray you didn't multiply.

Sex is like air. You don't know what it's worth until you're not getting any.

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One of them occasionaly says a number like 256, 128, 280, 660 and this goes on for a while.

The other one asks him: "Hey what's the deal with with all those numbers?"

"Well, to pass the time, I just count the animals in the herd as the train passes one."

"Wow, cool! How can you do it so fast?"

"Simple, I count the legs and divide by four."

Using a pair of Caesars.

Just cos.

They order one burger and fries, sit down and divide the burger and fries. A man from table next to them sees that and asks politely: "If you want, I can buy some extra food for you." "No thanks, we are a old couple, we share everything." Time goes by and the man is eating, but the woman is not. From the table next to them, the man asks again:"I really have no problem buying you food." Man replies:"Dodnt worry about it, she will eat! We share everything" But the stranger is not happy with that and asks the woman:"Why are you not eating?" Woman looks at him and says:"I am waiting for the teeth."

... I will randomly divide the stack of applications into two piles and then throw one of them away.

I just don't want to work with unlucky people.

"We'll tear your Seoul apart"

...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world.

...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.

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Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, "Do you also want a piece?"

They sbread apart through mitoastis

6 slices of pi

Pumpkin Pi.

Divide a distanceraptor by a timeraptor

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You measure around it. All the way around.

Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.

Measure across the cut pumpkin.

Divide the circumference by the diameter.

What do you have now?

Pumpkin Pi

To get NaN.

8 said, "Nah. I'd rather lie down instead."

Sex is like math:

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

It was lean pickings one winter but eventually they managed to catch a mouse and are discussing how they will divide it up.

The first cat says "as we live at the football stadium let's divide it by team. I support Liverpool so I will eat it's Liver

"Great idea" says the second cat "I support Hartlepool. I will eat the heart

The third cat says "I support Arsenal, I'm not that hungry thanks"

A cow pi.

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, square root her and she'll multiply.

You divide it by zero.

Why?

Because your life does not have an answer.

Communism

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?

eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.

They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

Even in Panama there's a big divide.

"Wipe the memories of groups 1-8, leave 9 and wipe 10 too." "Why leave 9 sir? 9 refers to children born between 1990 and 1999, why should they be left with their memories?"

The president looked out of the window

"Only 90s kids will remember this."

A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.

The guy from Poland says:

\-- Let us divide this like brothers!

The Russian:

\-- Let's better 50-50.

Add a bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope to not multiply

Guy #2: Let me count .... hmmm .... 1341.

Guy #1: Wow! That is impressive. How did you do that?

Guy #2: Easy. I just count the legs and divide by 4.

The court was finalizing their divorce when the Judge looked to the couple and said; "You've got 3 kids, how will you divide them?"

The couple then had a long conversation between the two of them. "We'll be back after 1 year." They said.

9 months later, they had twins.

Pumpkin pi

She can't even. It's causing a family divide. We've got to figure it out before our problems multiply.

James: A Headache ma'am.

I picked the top half.

They always divide people and it adds up to arguments in the comments

He uses his Caesars.

Pumpkin Pi

We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community, and that traditionally most of the glamour goes to the entomologists who study the butterflies, because they're so pretty and colorful, rather than the brown and grey moths. So for 364 days a year, the butterflyers get all the glory. But today is the day when we recognize the contributions of those devoted lepidopterists who chose a less glamorous, but no less important, path. Happy mothers day.

You divide the distanceraptor by the timeraptor

Pumpkin pi

Heard this on Psychostick's livestream :3

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