Divide By Zero Jokes

Funniest Divide By Zero Short Jokes

Short divide by zero jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The divide by zero humour may include short absolute zero jokes also.

1. When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator... The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.
   /mathburn!
2. How to simplify your life You divide it by zero.
   Why?
   Because your life does not have an answer.
3. Two people are discussing math. 1: What number satisfies 1/x=0
   2: Nothing satisfies that equation.
   1: ...
   1: I'm pretty sure that you can't divide by zero.
4. Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined.
5. How many Aggies does it take to build a bonfire? It's like dividing by zero. It can't be done

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Divide By Zero One Liners

Which divide by zero one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with divide by zero? I can suggest the ones about infinity and bad math.

1. Why did the Indian programmer divide by zero? To get NaN.
2. My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.
3. X says to Y : "i feel so close to you, i feel like zero divides us"
4. What do you get when you divide by zero? ​
5. Black holes are where God divided by zero.
6. Who are the 1%? They're the ones behind the divided zeroes
7. I figured out what X divided by zero equals... An Existential crisis
8. A guy wants to destroy a math department... He goes in and divides by zero

Divide By Zero Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about divide by zero you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean negative numbers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make divide by zero pranks.