Diversity Jokes

Funniest Diversity Short Jokes

Short diversity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diversity humour may include short variety jokes also.

1. I'm going to teach you how to speak Irish in the spirit of diversity. Say, "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly.
   Bonus: for Australian say, "Good eye might."
2. We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic". But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.
3. 2 nuns cycle down a cobbled street. One let's out a cry and says "I've never come this way before." The other one says, "you wouldn't normally but there's a diversion around some road works."
4. I don't get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.
5. The YouTube shooter yesterday was a woman It's good to finally see a tech company embrace gender diversity.
6. A gay man, a black man, and a Jew all walk into a bar. This is a sign of a culturally diverse neighborhood.
7. Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary
8. In the South, we value diversity. We want you to feel included, whether you're homophobic, Islamophobic, or just a racist.
9. Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity. Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy
10. I was at a scholarship ceremony, and after listening to awards given for diversity, I left the room, crying. When someone asked me if I was okay, I responded.... "I'm all-white."

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Diversity One Liners

Which diversity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diversity? I can suggest the ones about ethnicity and minority.

1. Why are diversity officers in progressive companies always women? Because it is cheaper.
2. What's the opposite of diversity? Uni-versity
3. Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up.
4. A Muslim, a Christian, and an Atheist all walk into a bar... What a diverse neighborhood.
5. What's double a university? Diversity
6. n**...'s fight a lot of adversity. *Diversity*. Sorry, typo.

Cultural Diversity Jokes

Here is a list of funny cultural diversity jokes and even better cultural diversity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

Equality And Diversity Jokes

Here is a list of funny equality and diversity jokes and even better equality and diversity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.
• I went to a progressive s**... club last night. Diversity and Equality are pretty good dancers.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Diversity Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about diversity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean discrimination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diversity pranks.