Diversity Jokes
19 diversity jokes and hilarious diversity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diversity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the importance of diversity jokes in today's society. Learn the benefits of using these jokes to drive acceptance and inclusion among different genders, cultures, and sexual orientations. Explore how these jokes foster a better culture of understanding and promote a stronger sense of equality.
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Funniest Diversity Short Jokes
Short diversity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diversity humour may include short variety jokes also.
- I'm going to teach you how to speak Irish in the spirit of diversity. Say, "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly.
Bonus: for Australian say, "Good eye might." - We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic". But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.
- I don't get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.
- The YouTube shooter yesterday was a woman It's good to finally see a tech company embrace gender diversity.
- Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary
- In the South, we value diversity. We want you to feel included, whether you're homophobic, Islamophobic, or just a racist.
- Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity. Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy
- I was at a scholarship ceremony, and after listening to awards given for diversity, I left the room, crying. When someone asked me if I was okay, I responded.... "I'm all-white."
- Super Mario is the most diverse video game character. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
- The best way to get the most diversity recognition is firing your diversity officer for not being diverse enough.
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Diversity One Liners
Which diversity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diversity? I can suggest the ones about ethnicity and minority.
- What's the opposite of diversity? Uni-versity
- Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up.
- What's double a university? Diversity
- n**...'s fight a lot of adversity. *Diversity*. Sorry, typo.
- A Muslim, a Christian, and an Atheist all walk into a bar... What a diverse neighborhood.
Cultural Diversity Jokes
Here is a list of funny cultural diversity jokes and even better cultural diversity puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Diversity Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about diversity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tolerance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diversity pranks.
Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes' diverse set of skills, as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting...
To which Sherlock replied, Why, that's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.
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Why a fourth time?
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a f**... director.' After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a f**... director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers. With a smile on her face she explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'
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Cultural Diversity--True Story
When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."
That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.
"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.
In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"
We never went back.
During a job interview....
... for a position with an international company that prided itself on workplace diversity, Tony was asked how he viewed gay relationships in the workplace.
Apparently, "In 4K resolution" wasn't the right answer.
Nation dialogue
You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".
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A gay man, a black man, and a Jew all walk into a bar.
This is a sign of a culturally diverse neighborhood.
