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TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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A Shark and his Son

A shark and his son are swimming around in the water when they see some scuba divers.
The young shark says to his father, " let's go eat them".

The father tells his son, " this is not the way of sharks. First we swim around them three times, then we eat them"

The son asks, " why do we swim around them three times first."

The father retorts "Because humans taste alot better without the shit in them"

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D

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Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers

It means they're already good divers.

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Why do scuba divers dive backwards to go into the water?

Because if they dived forward, they'd fall in the boat.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards from the boat?

Because if they fall forward, they'll end up on the boat.

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Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave...

After all they're the world's most talented divers.

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Howard and Dale walk into a bar

They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.

"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"

Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"

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Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.

Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.

Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.

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How do blind sky divers know when to pull the rip cord?

When the leash goes slack.

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What do u call 11 divers and a net?

A soccer team.

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Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

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Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

All their best divers are playing football.

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How many people are needed to circumcise a whale?

How many people are needed to circumcise a whale?
foreskin divers

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards

Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass.

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Paddy And Murphy Are In The Pub

Paddy and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin boat!"

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Why do scuba divers dive out of the boat backwards?

'cause if they dive forward they fall in the boat

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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats?

Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat

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Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat whilst diving?

Because if they fell forward they would land in the boat.

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We should send Neymar to the cave and save the children

Because he is one of the best divers

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The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn't Bangkok.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell backwards into the air they'd be skydivers.

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Why did Neymar make a quick exit at the world cup in Russia?

He heard divers were needed in Thailand

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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What happened to the divers journal?

It got waterlogged.

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Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

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Q: How do you circumcise a whale?

A: You send down five skin divers.

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I wish there was more diversity of superheroes. We have a few female and a few black superheroes. You know what I want to see?

An FTM trans hero kicking ass with Wolverine, Cyclops, and Storm. His name can be XX-Man.

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How do you circumcuse a whale?

You send four skin divers down to it

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

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Why do deep sea divers always roll backwards off the boat?

When they roll forwards they're still on the boat.

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Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.

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How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?

4 skin divers

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