The Best 49 Divers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Divers jokes. There are some divers diverse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these divers miscellaneous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Divers Jokes and Puns

How many people are needed to circumcise a whale?

How many people are needed to circumcise a whale?
foreskin divers

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

How do blind sky divers know when to pull the rip cord?

When the leash goes slack.

Divers joke, How do blind sky divers know when to pull the rip cord?

Why do scuba divers throw themselves backwards off of boats?

Because if they threw themselves forwards they would land in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D


Why do scuba divers dive out of the boat backwards?

'cause if they dive forward they fall in the boat

Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world.

Divers joke, Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea wo

How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?

Foreskin divers

Howard and Dale walk into a bar

They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.

"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"

Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"

Paddy And Murphy Are In The Pub

Paddy and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin boat!"

Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats?

Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat

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TIL Why divers fall backwards off of a boat

You stay on the boat when you fall forwards.

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat whilst diving?

Because if they fell forward they would land in the boat.

Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.

Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.

Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.

Why do deep sea divers always roll backwards off the boat?

When they roll forwards they're still on the boat.

Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

All their best divers are playing football.

Divers joke, Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

What happened to the divers journal?

It got waterlogged.

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

A divers reached 300 meters under the sea

Diver : the pressure here is immense
Fish : all the cool kids take drugs
Diver : all the cool kids you say?


Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell backwards into the air they'd be skydivers.

From a 70 year old dude in a bar

How many skin divers does it take to circumsize a whale......4

The best way to get the most diversity recognition is firing your diversity officer for not being diverse enough.

Why do divers drop backwards to dive?

If they'd drop forward, they'd land in the boat!

Why do divers fall back in the water after suiting up?

Because if they fall forward, they land IN the boat.

What do u call 11 divers and a net?

A soccer team.

Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave...

After all they're the world's most talented divers.

We should send Neymar to the cave and save the children

Because he is one of the best divers

Thai soccer team and their coach gets stuck in underground cave for 15 days...

...still better divers than Neymar JR.

Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers

It means they're already good divers.

Glad we didn't see the Thailand football team in the World Cup.

I hear their youth players are very good divers

Why did Neymar make a quick exit at the world cup in Russia?

He heard divers were needed in Thailand

The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn't Bangkok.

Dad jokes win

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they didn't the would fall into the boat

Dumpster divers children are statistically most likely to be adopted

because one mans trash, is another one's treasure

Why do divers have to dive backwards to get in the water?

Because if they dive forward, they fall on the boat.

Why do scuba divers (sitting on edge on boat with face towards boat) fall back ?

Coz if they fall ahead, they would just get into boat.

Do you know how they circumcise whales?

Four skin divers.

As a driving instructor, let me say SCUBA divers make terrible drivers.

But, to their credit, at least they know to slow down for bends.

How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.

How do you circumcise a whale?

Fore skin divers.

Why do divers always fall off the boat backwards?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Why scuba divers always flip backwards when jumping from boat in water?

Because if they flip forward they would still be in boat.

Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water.

If they fall forward they will fall on the boat floor

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat.

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

Please don't ban me.

Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades?

They are always below C level.

Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fall forwards, they would land in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water from the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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