The Best 4 Diva Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diva jokes. There are some diva superstar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diva performer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diva Jokes and Puns

When I woke up there was a Disco diva standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

The woman that invented the mirror is now obsessed with her job as an opera singer.

She's an avid diva.

Frank Zappa's children met at a restaurant

the waiter asks them what they'd like to drink.

"A beer", says Moon.

"Wine", adds Ahmet.

"Water", asks Diva.

"Pop", goes Dweezil.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

**DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diva feminists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diva reeses piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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