The Best 8 Ditto Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ditto jokes. There are some ditto alike jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ditto counterpart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ditto Jokes and Puns

After sex with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.

Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.

I had sex with my new girlfriend for the first time last night.

When we finished, she rolled off of me and said "wow, you're by far the biggest I've ever had!" Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.

After sex last night...

...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, "You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had". Apparently "Ditto" is not the right response.

After having sex with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" was not the correct response.

A woman told me I was the biggest she'd ever had..

Apparently ditto wasn't the correct repsonse


Ditto is the term for when two people say the same thing. What's the term for two people who go to the same college?

Debto

My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon

So am like...you want to be a ditto?

Ditto means someone says the same thing as you. What's it called when they but the same thing?

Debto

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We suggest to use only working ditto amirite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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