Ditto Jokes

Following is our collection of similar puns and alike one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Ditto jokes for adults, dirty historically jokes and clean counterpart dad gags for kids.

The Best Ditto Puns

After sex with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.

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[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.

I had sex with my new girlfriend for the first time last night.

When we finished, she rolled off of me and said "wow, you're by far the biggest I've ever had!" Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.

After sex last night...

...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, "You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had". Apparently "Ditto" is not the right response.

After having sex with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" was not the correct response.

Ditto is the term for when two people say the same thing. What's the term for two people who go to the same college?

Debto


My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon

So am like...you want to be a ditto?

Ditto means someone says the same thing as you. What's it called when they but the same thing?

Debto

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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