Ditch Digging Jokes
6 ditch digging jokes and hilarious ditch digging puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ditch digging that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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So Fred has accidentally cut off John's ear with his s**....
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his s**... and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back in the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."
Jim and Joe are digging a ditch...
They've been at it for weeks. Every morning they arrive with their shovel and get to digging. One day, Jim arrives with nothing but a stick.
"Where's your shovel?" Joe asks.
"Sure does!" Jim replies.
Who goes dig d**... ditching more than anyone?
The UPS man.
Two idiots, Bill and Carl, were digging a ditch.
Two idiots, Bill and Carl, were digging a ditch. As they sweated, they noticed their supervisor leaning on a fence, enjoying his coffee. "How come he's up there and we're down here?" asked Bill.
"I dunno, go ask him!".
Bill climbed out and marched over to the supervisor. "Hows come you're up here sipping coffee and we're slaving away?"
The supervisor looked at him. "Bill, let me show you. I'll put my hand on this post, and you try to smash it with your shovel, ok?"
Bill took a mighty swing, but the super moved his hand and Bill hit the post, nearly jarring the shovel out of his hands.
"That's why I'm up here and you're down there. Now back to work!"
Bill climbed back down. "What did he say?" asked Carl.
"I'll show you." Bill looked around for a post, but seeing none in the ditch, put his hand on his face. "OK, try to hit my hand with your shovel..."
If chopsticks were really better than a fork...
...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?
A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp.
When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said "To show my gratitude for releasing me, I'll grant you one wish.."
The man thought for a second, reached into his pocket, pulled out a map of the world, pointed to the Middle-East, and replied "I want you to bring peace to this area."
"Ooooh...I'm so sorry, that's impossible" said the genie. "There's absolutely no way I could accomplish such a great feat, so you'll have to choose another wish..."
The man then said "Well...then how about having my wife give me o**...-s**... voluntarily...?"
The genie thought for a minute, then said "Can I see that map again..?"
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