The Best 5 Disturbance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disturbance jokes. There are some disturbance pingu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disturbance allegedly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disturbance Jokes and Puns

What do you say to an officer responding to a domestic disturbance call?

"There's no way I hit her, sir! She isn't black and blue! She's white and gold!"

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).

Not because it was two tired

I was arrested for blocking a bunch of children on a sidewalk

"You're creating a major disturbance." The police officer says.

To which I responded "no, I'm only creating a minor disturbance."

I felt a great disturbance in the force today:

Millions of parents quietly rejoiced while their children cried out in terror and were quickly silenced by their new homeroom teachers.

January 20, 2017; 12:02 p.m.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and suddenly silenced!........oh wait, never mind. It was just the inauguration


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disturbance invasion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disturbance disruption piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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