The Best 18 Disturb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disturb jokes. There are some disturb irritate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disturb upset puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disturb Jokes and Puns

The son of a bitch

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself...

"2+5, the son of a bitch is 7"

"3+6, the son of a bitch is 9"

His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?"

"Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework"

Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"

"Yes mom "

Infuriated mother picked up her cell phone and called the teacher:

"Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son of a bitch is 4?"

There was silence for a moment

Then the teacher started laughing :

"What I taught them was... 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4."

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I saw a kidnapping today..

So I didn't disturb him

You disturbed the first part of this funeral.

Just let us do the rest in peace.

Disturb joke, You disturbed the first part of this funeral.

I saw a homeless man sleeping outside the train station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, Thank you.

No problem. I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, It's empty.

I said, I know, it's meant to be a chimney.

I had a disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad

>!I was tossing all night!<


On a bench, in the park, two lovers

are kissing passionately. At some point another man sits down next to them and starts staring at the woman.
Eventually, her partner gets fed up by the staring and tells the other man:
- I haven't seen such insolence in my whole life!
- I'm sorry, I did not mean to disturb you, but I need to ask my wife to give me keys to the house.

One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him

His father replies " Sorry mate, can't do that. You'll play it all the time and the sound will drive me crazy"

The kid say "Don't worry dad, I won't disturb you. I'll only play it once you are asleep"

Disturb joke, One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him

I just found out why they open medicine cabinets very carefully...

To not disturb and wake up the sleeping pills...

I don't know what disturbs me more

about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother.

disturbed joke

doctor: say ahh

me: ow-a-a-a-a

doctor: it appears you are down with the sickness

Ever wonder why they don't include the cause of death in an obituary?

It's because they want you to show up and ask how they died in person. Why do you think they include the service times?

*This is a joke. Please do not disturb a family who had a loved one pass away.*

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70% of Brits would rather eat a nice meal in a restaurant than have sex.

That's because they worry it might disturb the people at the next table.

Horror movies are always much tamer when I watch them on my iPhone

I have it set to Do Not Disturb

Disturbing Pattern of Suicides

When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.

This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."

What is a couples' favorite sign?

The "Do Not Disturb" sign.

Something disturbing came in the mail today...

...my mailman.

Disturb joke, Something disturbing came in the mail today...

I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.


Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."

"No problem." I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, "It's empty."

I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."

At work:

Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?
 -
Of course, what is it?
-
Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disturb morning jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disturb tgif piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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