The Best 6 Distrust Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Distrust jokes. There are some distrust covet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these distrust skepticism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Distrust Jokes and Puns

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.

I distrust people in two cases only:

- When I don't know them.

- When I know them.

It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs

Because they are always up to something

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

A friend messaged me some encouraging words today...

What a thoughtful friend I thought as I read the words he wrote to me. It wasn't until I finished that I realized what he wanted in return...

"See The Bright Side.

Everyone Has Some Good In Them.

Never Go To Bed Mad.

Distrust Will Kill Any Relationship.

New Things Won't Make You Happy.

Understanding Is Half The Battle.

Do What You Can.

Even You Can Find A Hidden Meaning.

Surely You Didn't Miss It..."


I have the heart of a lion

and a lifetime distrust towards my heart surgeon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the distrust suspicion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working distrust discern piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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