distribution Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious distribution puns

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?



Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unsound to attempt to establish a pharmaceutical distribution network in such a sparsely populated area

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Monkey Trucker

Here's a joke I heard while working at a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.

A Swift driver and a Wal-Mart driver pull up to a truck stop. As the Swift driver gets out of his rig the Wal-Mart driver notices something strange in the cab of the other driver's truck.

Hey, is that a monkey? asks the Wal-Mart driver.

It sure is. replies the Swift driver, He's my best friend on the road. I never leave home without him.

That's pretty cool. says the Wal-Mart driver

Wanna see him do a trick? asks the Swift driver.

Sure

The Swift driver then whistles and the monkey jumps out of the cab onto the pavement and looks up at him. The Swift driver then slaps the monkey very hard across the face. Immediately the monkey reaches for the man's zipper, unzips his pants and begins giving the Swift driver an enthusiastic blowjob. The Swift driver finishes and then looks over to the astonished Wal-Mart driver.

Nice trick, huh? asks the Swift driver.

I'll say! replies the Wal-Mart driver.

Wanna give it a try? asks the Swift driver.

Hell Yes! says the Wal-Mart driver, Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!

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What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

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What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ?

Poisson Distribution

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Something happened at a friend's work

A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center. They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.

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A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center.

They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.

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I used to be sesquipedally loquacious

I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.

That's when the excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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I analysed ghost sightings over a 100 year period

They followed a paranormal distribution

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I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat

\*tips fedora\*

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I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist...

She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder.

Now I feel like a distribution.

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You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange.

It's just not Normal.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What is the main factor that affects population distribution in Ethiopia?

The wind

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This year, Santa will have some competition.

One of Santa's little Elves has gone rogue and decided to start a rival gift distribution business.

He's a rebel without a Claus.

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Which Linux distribution does Fiat use?

Upunto.

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You know food distribution is the main cause of famine?

Damn, I thought it was Africans.

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I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells.

The distribution was random.

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