Distribution Jokes
28 distribution jokes and hilarious distribution puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about distribution that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Distribution Short Jokes
Short distribution jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The distribution humour may include short spread jokes also.
- You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'. - Captan Kirk & Today's Shuttle Launch If William Shatner really wanted to go where no man had gone before , He should have just used the associates bathroom At the Amazon distribution center.
- Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unsound to attempt to establish a pharmaceutical distribution network in such a sparsely populated area
- I just want to thank that guy who taught me another word for "distribute"... It means allot.
- What's the difference between a point in a distribution whose value is much higher than the rest and Boris Johnson? One is an outlier to the right, the other is an outright liar.
- What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes? Discreet uniform distribution
- Is your normal probability plot approximately linear? Cause you can distribute your sample over me
- I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*
- I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder.
Now I feel like a distribution. - In the Military bootcamp Soldier: SIR WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN STEPPING ON A MINE?
Sergeant: Easy jump 10 meters in the Air and distribute yourself evenly in a radius of 15 meters
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Distribution One Liners
Which distribution one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with distribution? I can suggest the ones about delivery and division.
- I was bored so I made a robot to distribute herbs It helped pass the thyme
- What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph
- I analysed ghost sightings over a 100 year period They followed a paranormal distribution
- Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts.
- You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal.
- What would it be called if all punctuation was distributed equally? Comma - unism
- Which Linux distribution does fiat use? Upunto.
- What is the main factor that affects population distribution in Ethiopia? The wind
- I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells. The distribution was random.
- Communism doesn't make sense. It doesn't make dollars either, just distributes them.
- I like my women how I like my statistics distributions Fat tailed
- Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning.
- Did you hear about the bombs? Samsung distributed millions of them.
Amusing & Witty Distribution Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about distribution you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean production jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make distribution pranks.
God spoke to His angels
He said, "after extensive trials I have figured out a way to rotate a planet so it receives an even distribution of sunlight and evening."
"Wow," said one angel. "What are you going to do now, sir? "
And God said, "Call it a day."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
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What do you call the mass distribution of news and information regarding m**..., as well as the demand for its legalisation?
Propaganja. Thank you. I'll let myself out.
A drill sergeant was drilling the recruit squad in the use of the rifle
Everything went smoothly until blank cartridges were distributed.
The recruits were instructed to load their pieces and stand at the ready, and then the sergeant gave the command:
"Fire at will!"
Private Lunn was puzzled. He lowered his gun.
"Which one is Will?", he asked.
Something happened at a friend's work
A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center. They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.
A relative of mine works at a toy distribution center.
They specialize in talking dolls. They recently received a Muslim one, but nobody knows what it says because they're all afraid to pull the cord.
Distribution of collection money
A pastor, a priest and a rabbi discuss how they split up the collection between themselves and god.
Said the pastor "I draw a circle on the ground, then I throw the money in the air. What falls in the circle is mine, what's outside is god's".
Said the priest "I have a similar method, I draw a circle and throw the money, but what falls outside is mine, what's in the circle is god's".
Said the rabbi "My system works along the same lines, but I omit the circle. I just throw the money in the air, and what god needs, he's gonna keep, what falls back down is mine".
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I used to be sesquipedally loquacious
I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.
That's when the e**... made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.
