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Distraction Jokes

6 distraction jokes and hilarious distraction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about distraction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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A Russian joke my grandmother once told me. I hope it works in English.

A man sits at the deathbed of his mother-in-law.
She suffers very much and cries in agony:
"Oh I'm dying!" "It hurts" "I'm gonna die soon"
She stops for a seconds and says:
"Well at least the weather is nice today"
The man says: "hey dear, don't get distracted!"

While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused...

**It must have been the delivery.**

Doctor: I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop m**....

Me: Oh no! Why doctor?"
Doctor: Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting.

My wife thinks our s**... life is boring and I get distracted easily..........

Well I Better get back to it....

Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.

Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...

I don't get what's so hard about No Nut November

It's the 3rd day and I haven't eaten any nuts yet. I just distract myself by constantly m**... all day.


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