The Best 6 Distraction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Distraction jokes. There are some distraction systematic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these distraction simulate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Distraction Jokes and Puns

A few bananas are planning a heist

Right before they leap into action, they decide to run through the process again so all bananas know what they're doing.

Firstly, two bananas will be creating a distraction a distance away from the heist. Then, the rest of the bananas will scatter to confuse the enemy and start the heist.

After going through the process a few more times, the bananas are certain that they know what to do, and thus a couple bananas peel off and the rest of the bananas split.

If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon.

It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract.

Avoid distraction at all costs.

Otherwise you'll end Up is such a great Pixar movie, maybe their best?

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Guess how I spell distraction?

R-E-D-D-I-T


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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the distraction pastime puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working distraction exclamation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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