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Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired.

Adios, amigo.

I hate people who can't distinguish etymology and entomolgy

They bug me in ways I can't put into words.

There's a thin line distinguishing "Heroes" from "h**..."

How do you distinguish between a news reporter and a chemist....

Ask them to pronounce "lead".

Zoology Tip

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology...

...bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his p**... in potions class?

They're both cauldron

It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.

A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.

Distinguished joke, It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about distinguished can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of distinguished puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Distinguished joke, It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.

Distinguished joke, It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these distinguished jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.