The Best 6 Distinctive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Distinctive jokes. There are some distinctive thuds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these distinctive ostriches puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Distinctive Jokes and Puns

The Drums Must Not Stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.

The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"

The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."

The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.

That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"

The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."

The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.

That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"

The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."

"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"

The chief replied, "Bass solo."

At a small London pub,

3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"

In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"

"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"

There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence....

That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.

Have you heard about the new wine from Israel?

Connossieurs are praising its distinctive nose.

I whistled and ran up to the cow, and it fled, letting out this really loud and distinctive "moo" as it ran off.

It was quite a cow word.


Have you heard of the rare oomigoolie bird?

Shortly after it learns to fly, it sheds its legs.

This means that every time it lands you hear the distinctive call of "Ooh me goolies!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the distinctive hears jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working distinctive glance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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